Yeah, so I've been back for a while but I have been super lazy and boring and I have had absolutely nothing of interest to say. Today seems as good as any to reappear. So....I had a good time and I learned some interesting things during my travels. Here are a few:
FACT: Travelling during a blackout is difficult.
FICTION: Flight attendants are sexy.
FACT:Having no food or water and just being offered diet cokes on an 8 hour flight makes you feel kinda high and anorexic.
FACT: Places on a map always appear closer than they actually are especially when you are walking, especially when you are walking alone at night, especially when you are going from one desolate place to another desolate place and the only people you meet are 18 year old anglicans with machine guns.
FACT: Your dog stills loves you, only not as much as she used to when you abandon her to your friends for a week.
Hope y'all are happy and safe and sound.
Drink lots of fluids.
FACT: Travelling during a blackout is difficult.
FICTION: Flight attendants are sexy.
FACT:Having no food or water and just being offered diet cokes on an 8 hour flight makes you feel kinda high and anorexic.
FACT: Places on a map always appear closer than they actually are especially when you are walking, especially when you are walking alone at night, especially when you are going from one desolate place to another desolate place and the only people you meet are 18 year old anglicans with machine guns.
FACT: Your dog stills loves you, only not as much as she used to when you abandon her to your friends for a week.
Hope y'all are happy and safe and sound.
Drink lots of fluids.
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i always hate the stewards and stuff
they are always so smug...i actually heard them once say that americans had no taste in wines
and im sure i had some rude comment
they were british air line stewards
i was like stfu.
its even better to try to find places where no one has heard of the street youre trying to find.
like my school
have fun!!!! glad you had a good time.