so i had to go to court today and when i got in my car, Linda Ronstadt was on the radio singing "You're no good, no good, baby you're noooo good." the song after that was Santana telling me i've got to change my "Evil Ways." really, man... fuck classic rock.
the petition to revolk my probation was dismissed. can you say 420? i can....
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we're going sledding today! 
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dmac:
Can I come with you?
princelogos:
5ive! 
no sleep again. so i'm waiting for the sun to come up. i think i'm becoming a lurker around here. part of me wants to participate, but most of me feels stupid about all this SG biz. i read my comments or blogs and they always make me feel like a knucklehead. i don't know much... but i do like naked chicks. i keep having...
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jwgacy138:
1956
and
making ghosts
Saturday, Dec 2
Brauerhouse
57 N. Hillside
Hillside, IL 60162
word
1956
and
making ghosts
Saturday, Dec 2
Brauerhouse
57 N. Hillside
Hillside, IL 60162
word
dmac:
Helllloooooooo??????? Anybody in there?????? Hey! Where'd you go?
Yooooooo hooooooo!
Yooooooo hooooooo!
its black friday and she wants me to go shopping with her. 
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salome:
Aw HELL no!
I can't remember if I mentioned this already, but Wicked Talent now has a policy of only accepting "exceptional" models under 5'6". So, I have to work at being exceptional now.
I can't remember if I mentioned this already, but Wicked Talent now has a policy of only accepting "exceptional" models under 5'6". So, I have to work at being exceptional now.
fast_aire:
the tears of a clown.
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throttlebitch:
mmmm...coffee. does turkey do with coffee? Happy Thanksgiving.
rodan:
ha - I wish - gotta fix my parent's computer - something ate the registry. Ahhh!
Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving!
i got a parking ticket in wonderful Pekin Illinois yesterday. i often park right in front of the stores i service and book it quick inside to straighten my bread set, then i'm out. well the MAN wrote me up big time. 250 freakin bucks.(fire lane) i'm sayin fuck that. no way, no pay. this is the little town where I've seen Jesus towing an...
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princelogos:
I saw the spray paintd version of this on a Venece Beach wall long ago.
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OFF The PIG!
except the pig was a pig scull with crossed bones.
I was'nt sure if was from the Manson Family, or someone taking up Islam and vowing to refrain from eating pork, or just some pissed off biker, or a gonzo stoner.
I once saw a cop writting a parking ticket in the middle of a block in Lake Worth, FL.
On one end of the block was a crack whore, at the opposite end was a guy noisily waving at passing cars, selling crack.
They write em for the extra revenue, and the wonderous feeling of control.
Can't mess with rednecks on crack, thev'e got guns.
Don't mess with gorrila tranvestites, might have to search em.
Will not mess with Jesus, might be for real.
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OFF The PIG!
except the pig was a pig scull with crossed bones.
I was'nt sure if was from the Manson Family, or someone taking up Islam and vowing to refrain from eating pork, or just some pissed off biker, or a gonzo stoner.
I once saw a cop writting a parking ticket in the middle of a block in Lake Worth, FL.
On one end of the block was a crack whore, at the opposite end was a guy noisily waving at passing cars, selling crack.
They write em for the extra revenue, and the wonderous feeling of control.
Can't mess with rednecks on crack, thev'e got guns.
Don't mess with gorrila tranvestites, might have to search em.
Will not mess with Jesus, might be for real.
ckdexterhaven:
I smell bacon. Does anybody else smell bacon?
I definitely smell a pork product of some type.
Hey, that bit about bread straightening, reminded me of this short that was on MST3K:
Out of This World
It features your profession quite prominently. Give it a watch if you get some free time.
I smell bacon. Does anybody else smell bacon?
I definitely smell a pork product of some type.
Hey, that bit about bread straightening, reminded me of this short that was on MST3K:
Out of This World
It features your profession quite prominently. Give it a watch if you get some free time.
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ckdexterhaven:
Yeah, I'm pretty sure old Abe was an original member of the Mamas and The Papas
rodan:
lol you bet!
blah, blah, blah.
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fast_aire:
ya !
dmac:
A man of few words...... LOVE it! 
i dreamed i was smoking crack with Sheryl Crow last night.
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ckdexterhaven:
Were you Lance Armstrong in your dream? That's still the whitest coupling ever, in my opinion.
fast_aire:
i dreamt that there was something on my shoulder. i could not brush it 0ff.
Sloowly awakening, i realized it was the floor.
Sloowly awakening, i realized it was the floor.
my son was picked by some of his teachers to interview for a student exchange program called People To People. the group will tour the UK. Wales, Scotland, Ireland and Great Britain. the program was founded by President Dwight D, Eisenhower in 1956. it sounds like a pretty cool thing so far. they do some amazing things and he can earn high school credits as...
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fast_aire:
did y00 say 
U47 ?
i regard this as a compliment of the highest order.
tip o' the m0tar board to sounddawg.
U47 ?
i regard this as a compliment of the highest order.
tip o' the m0tar board to sounddawg.
suzy_kabloozy:
Nooo way ... in a good way or a bad way?
MAN, I'm jealous of your son, too, but what a wonderful opportunity. Rock on!
MAN, I'm jealous of your son, too, but what a wonderful opportunity. Rock on!
Thanks for the monkey, dude.
This monkey's gone to heaven. No seriously, he/she did.