Smash just came home with a car load of groceries. she knows i love Famous Amos chocolate chip cookies...yum, yum, she got me some. you see, every time i eat those yummy cookies, it brings me back to the old days when i used to tour with my band. we were in Northern Cali. doing one of those hard luck tours where you don't always have a room after the show. so its either sleep in the van or find someone at the club who will let the band crash at their house. the guitar player was hitting on some girl and she told him her parents were out of town and we could all stay at her house. a zillion beers and endless bongloads of the killer kind bud later, i found myself sitting on the couch with Chuck the singer, sharing a box of the Famous Amos, while watching guitar guy getting the most excellent blow job. i love porno, but watching it live with yer buds, the perfect buzz and some FAMOUS AMOS YUMMIES is livin large. ahhhh, good times. thank you Famous Amos...thank you. 
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Famous Amos , and a killer buz , with live porno;.....oh yeah!
I remember some of the same scene, only no band, just friends at my place when I was 19. We all were fried on acid and this really tall couple, both friends of mine; tore off eachother's clothes and proceeded to tear some spectacular ass. After about a half an hour of having to notice these two larger than life friends bang like huge rabbits,
I called out," Hey Greg, what ya doin?"
they had forgotten that they were in a room full of people;...the sudden realization created a most comical expression on both their faces. There was a slight pause, and they went back at it, like they were alone again. FUCKING AMAZING!