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Because, um.........yeah, uhhhhh.........hrrrm..........I'll get this in a minute, I swear............ummmm.

I dunno! Why DID the cock cross the road?
(I'm all out of funny juice right now --- see? I'm becoming such a bore!)

Because it was early in the morning, and he was up? I fuckin' don't know. Tell me, tell me oh brilliant cock jokester.