I'm just sitting in the truck today bored out of my mins thinking about when I was working on the railroad and for the life of me I can't figure out why I got a new job. I had so many good times, and I have so many great memories. lol
Like one night we all got so drunk that we had to walk almost a mile back to the store for more beer because nobody was sober. So me and my brother star walking and he can't see a thing. Well I am colorblind so I can see better in the dark and I told him to watch the hole that we were walking up to. So I looked at him and then then I looked at the hole, and then back at him, but when I looked back at him he was gone. I looked down and he was face down in this huge puddle and all I heard was "WHAT THE HELL!?!?". So I started laughing well apparently I was laughing so hard that I didn't see the drop off by the puddle and I tripped and fell right on my back in this big puddle. So now were drunk and soaked. Well we finally get to the store and when we walk in the guy behind the counter asks "is it raining??" and my brother already being pissed off looks at the guy and says "No we just so happened to find the only puddle big enough it fit two dumb asses in!". The clerk loses it and says "whatever yall are getting is on me since it looks like yall had a rough trip". So we get the beer and when we got back to the puddle my brother asked me to tell him where it started at and I showed him. So he almost makes it across but he ends up busting his ass because the puddle had I slight dip in it. So he gets pissed off and takes the beer and waits for me. Well I had just lit a cigarette and I was trying my best not to fall. Well fate would nit have that way and I faceplant right into this puddle, but what really cracked my brother up was that in the few seconds I fell I had grabbed my cigarette and held it up so I wouldn't get wet and he said "all I could see was your smoke and your hand in the air ". Then we finally get back to the hotel and we see one of our bosses had gone to the same store while we were walking and bought four twenty packs. He even saw us walking and watched us fall in the puddle so by the time we had got back everyone knew what had happened. So they really let us have it asking" how did swim lessons go?" and " was there a life guard at the pool?". Eventually they've stopped and we all started drinking again and by the end of the night we were so drunk and tired that we all fell asleep outside. I woke up curled up in a ball in a rolling chair, and when I woke up I did a face plant right on the concrete! I hit so hard I couldn't wear my hardhat correctly for two days.
So depending on how this blog does I might start posting funny memories from working on the railroad. The next one will probably be about me hanging upside down 60 ft in the air just to scare the hell out of the safety man! Lol
well I will see ya later home fries
Love, peace, and chicken grease