I saw a big penis!
so... we're home tonight passing out cavity goodness to children...
when I open the door bent down to hold the puppy back... and I see
what appear to be testicles as big as the tires on my car...
I chuckle to myself at my dirty dirty thought...
compliment the cute little fairy princess and give a scared look to the Michael Meyers...
when I look up... and sure enough...
Dad is wearing a cock-n-balls costume...
isn't there a law against that... dressing up as a penis to take your children trick-or-treating...?
I watch after them... and there's mom... no costume... just along for the walk... she was probably embarrassed to be walking up to doors with that prick...
then I grabbed the candy that the dog managed to steal... and ran over to write this blog.
Trick or Treat!
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Im not on for that kind of humor realy.
I hope your Halloween was a good one.
xoxo
<3 K