Get your stinking paws off me, you DAMN DIRTY APES!!!
Don't you just fucking hate it when the phone rings, you answer it, it hasnt rang for like 10 seconds and then someone else in the house goes and picks up like they heard a phantom ring? Fucking pisses the hell out of me
Well I saw some fucked up shit today. Guy out in the parking lot of the video store I work at was beating the shit out of his 4 or 5 golden retreivers. He was punching them in the head, hitting them on the head with a plastic cooler top, and at one point he got into the bed of the truck sat on one...
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lefty:
reminds me of that bastard that put the cat on the grill... so many times i wished i got a "free punch" card, where i could hit someone as hard as i wanted to once, and not have to fear the repercussions......
Heheh my kitty is asleep under the computer desk. He is a sweet cat. Will even suck on your ear lobe.
Talk about a weird dream. The first part that I vividly remember was being in the big gun bunker from the movie "Guns of Navarone", if any of you have seen it. Then I was trying to sabotage the cannons, but i remember also trying to load the guns, while trying to pass myself off as a nazi. I got found out but I stole...
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jessica:
ps. no welts from the paintballing. I'm a badass ya know, ha ha. I only got hit in the head and the hand. I'm gonna get it next time I bet!
jessica:
So I haven't seen that movie you talked about. Big surprise, I live in a closet.
:/
wish I was 120 lbs lighter, then maybe I would be "sexable" material to the friend that is crashing at my place. not really "my place" per se. but the place where i stay. she is really cool and super neat
Fudge it. Fudge it all to hell.
Hey baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?
drzaius_:
Think that would work?
navin:
KG, JB, and SG? now that is a special thing...