drzaius_'s SuicideGirls Blog

Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?

tjaden:

bow, no... but a figure eight works pretty well...

Jul 22, 2003

sadie:

vegan chocolate is just chocolate with out milk ya know dark chocolate or chocolate and soy milk dont ever compare it to non alcoholic beer! if you tasted my cake you wouldnt have said that

Jul 25, 2003

Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?

C'yall. Thanks for the mammaries

If there is one thing I have learned this year, its never rely on others. You'll always be left holding your own dick.

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mistersatan:

Perhaps, but how is holding my own dick gonna fix my alternator belt?

Jan 2, 2003

linz:

EXACTLY

Jan 2, 2003

So much for going to see Dave Attel

Damn Carmike Theaters suck ass and Im not just saying that because I just got fired. If there are any Carmike theaters in your city try to avoid them.