Damn, you know that Saturday Night Live is starting to suck when for two weeks in a row they have former cast members prop up the show.
mistersatan:
Um, starting to suck?
Shabbat shalome, motherfuckers.
I'm the guy with a good attitude towards mestruation.
I want to become a college professor so I can get hot college chicks
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I want to become a college professor so I can get hot college chicks
Damn, that chick in that American Express gift card ad is hot
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it?
resonator:
i didn't mind the zombie flick; pretty much everything danny boyle's directed i've enjoyed. it wasn't a cinematic masterpiece, and overally i got more out of the japanese suicide movie, i guess.
how ya doin'?
xoxo
how ya doin'?
xoxo
Is it just me or is Fran Drescher looking kinda sexy in those Old Navy ads? 
I'm not wearing pants. Film at 11.
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resonator:
home safe?
xoxo
xoxo
resonator:
dave's okay. just some scrapes + bruises and sore muscles and shit. i put him in a hot bath with epsom salts and rubbed him with old-lady smelling muscle rub stuff. heheh.
xoxo
xoxo
porn is the one genre of movies that you dont need subtitles or dubbing when its from a different country 
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resonator:
indeed, we will have fun shooting guns.
ever shoot an assault rifle?
it's fun
xoxo
ever shoot an assault rifle?
it's fun
xoxo
resonator:
you really need to update this fucking thing.
anyway,
it's 252.726.7953
make sure + talk to the machine, 'cause we passive-aggressively screen all the calls.
might not be home for a bit this eve., but leave a number where i can get you and i'll call.
xoxo
anyway,
it's 252.726.7953
make sure + talk to the machine, 'cause we passive-aggressively screen all the calls.
might not be home for a bit this eve., but leave a number where i can get you and i'll call.
xoxo
Do you ever listen to a song you havent listened to in a while and it reminds you of the places where you were when you heard it? Im listening to a Bare Naked Ladies song and it reminds me of walking down the street in Halifax, Nova Scotia pulling along a suitcase looking for the hotel I was booked at.
resonator:
you know, my SG friends were so nice about this...i don't have any real friends to vent to down here....
so thanks.
ps. i'm over it now, haha...
when're you coming up this way? i have days off coming in a week and a half or so (11/17 to 11/20)....we could go shoot big handguns and the SKS at the range....
*smooch*
xoxo
so thanks.
ps. i'm over it now, haha...
when're you coming up this way? i have days off coming in a week and a half or so (11/17 to 11/20)....we could go shoot big handguns and the SKS at the range....
*smooch*
xoxo
resonator:
yes, yes, i still have days off...just drop me a line if you wanna visit.
xoxo
xoxo