My dream is to have sex with a female contortionist 
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"The penis does not obey the order of its master," wrote Leonardo da Vinci , "and must be said to have its own mind."
Wow. 2 days with out any spam e-mail for Viagra or penis enlarging pills.
resonator:
it's me, it's me....
i've been trying to IM you FOREVER.
holla back.
xoxo
i've been trying to IM you FOREVER.
holla back.
xoxo
sadie:
thats crazy
Is it wrong to whack off to a show on Animal Planet? Its Beverly Hills Vet. Damn that veternarian is hot.
I beg your pardon. I didn't promise you a rose garden
*Edited on account of previous night's drunkeness* 
My brother's upcoming wedding is getting to be fucking annoying. First its on the same weekend as DragonCon that I was thinking of going to and now I see that Dave Attell is coming to a near by city the same weekend goddamnit. I never catch a fucking break
Nothing like a Corona Extra for breakfast 
housedj:
Oh, go on! A Corona for breakfast is nearly respectable, I say. If my boss had any idea that my secret to success in the morning is a half-gram of marching powder, 4 shots of whiskey and 3 asprin, he'd freak out......and ask himself why he never came up with that idea himself before putting the whole staff on the same breakfast-plan. Heh. Happyness is chemical apathy in the morning, I say....
Keep up the good work - we'd all be nicer if we drank a beer in the morning.
F.
Keep up the good work - we'd all be nicer if we drank a beer in the morning.
F.
Well that sucks, I got fired today. 
mike11:
I am sorry to hear that. I have had that happen to me more than once. 
This really sucks ass. Somehow all my MP3s have dissappeared. 
Who's the black private dick thats a sex machine to all the chicks? 
sadie:
nikon
Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? 
tjaden:
bow, no... but a figure eight works pretty well...
sadie:
vegan chocolate is just chocolate with out milk ya know dark chocolate or chocolate and soy milk dont ever compare it to non alcoholic beer! if you tasted my cake you wouldnt have said that
xoxo