Spaceballs?! Oh shit, there goes the planet.
I have a lovely bunch of coconuts.
drzaius_:
Spaceballs?! Oh shit, there goes the planet.
Damnit. I've got that Toby Keith song "Whiskey for My Men" stuck in my head. 
mistersatan:
Just stop taking mine, you fucker!
mistersatan:
That's the thing: I didn't watch any of them last night!
I really hate those stupid trucker hats.
resonator:
no way, we're almost neighbors now!
i'll be on AIM tomorrow sometime
xoxo
i'll be on AIM tomorrow sometime
xoxo
I like to take baths, and I mean actual tub full of water baths not showers, because its like skinny dipping but I dont have to worry about getting laughed at. 
resonator:
you and i are gonna talk soon.
i love my bath, too. it's one of the finest things in my life at this point.
sad, really.
xoxo
i love my bath, too. it's one of the finest things in my life at this point.
sad, really.
xoxo
w00t. just went out and got a George Foreman Lean Mean Fat Reducing Grilling Machine.
I wish though I had a more legitimate reason, other than wanting to masturbate in peace, for having my own space.
Dunno what id prefer most right now. Pussy or a cigarette. Mmmmmm......Id go for pussy right now. 
morbidcherry:
BOTH! a PUSSIG! Yeah, a pussig!!!!!
morbidcherry:
Both pusy and a cigarette
If im reading that commercial right, not only will Levitra get your penis hard, it will help you throw a football straight. Damn, the wonders of modern medicine! Boners and football throwing in one pill!!!
Lost another loan to Ditech!
Look back two entries.
damn, Lisa Loeb is pretty hot 