Hi SGLand! Its your favorite jolly fat man. Well... second favorite.
I'm stuck at home this season. Just me, the boy, the robot, and the neighbor's dog.
For me, its a few days off. For the boy, it's a weird time without school, and randomly being given new toys, which someone wrapped in colorful paper. For the robot, it's a chance...
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Currently seeking applicants for a potentially permanent position. Duration based entirely on performance. Applicants should have a basic understanding of relationship dynamics, and previous experience is preferred but not mandatory.
Job Description: You will be an intimate companion for a mad scientist. Late and long hours expected. Duties as companion include on-call cuddler, arm-candy with personality for social outings, personal cheerleader/support group, partner in...
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Getting sick of being alone. The holidays are the worst. All day today, I've had to listen to people talk about how they are spending Thanksgiving. Seeing family and other loved ones, and eating so much food.
Oh, deep fried turkey and your grandmother's pumpkin pie? Sounds awesome. I'm having a fried chicken TV dinner and watching Netflix with my son, while...
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Hello lovelies.
So I've rejoined the dating pool. It's awkward. I haven't had a girlfriend in four years. I can barely recall how to go about talking to women. I've started conversing with a lovely young lady. She's the only one to respond so far to the handful of messages I sent via OkCupid.
I hate online dating. The uncertainty...
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Hello SG Universe, and all the sexy creatures that inhabit it.
Halloween was a minor success, thanks to my no fail formula of pineapple pizza and 1941 Universal Studios' The Wolfman. Tonight I hope will be an even bigger success. Tonight I am hosting a Ouija board seance.
Please keep in mind, I don't actually believe in ghosts (even tho I am a ghost...
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So my job continues to blow more and more. They revoked everybody's vacation time, and now they want to force lunch breaks and longer shifts. I used to be done at five, now five thirty. I know it doesn't sound like a big deal, but consider where that half hour comes from. I have two hours after work to work on other things...
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Hello, my lovelies.
Bad news. I went to the clinic today. Judging from the doctors reaction, I'm not good. Apparently, waiting for the insurance companies to start answering their phones on Monday to find out if it would be okay to see a doctor may have been a pretty terrible idea. Anyway, doc says I don't go to work tomorrow, cause I gotta...
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Hello honeys!
Lots of lovely ladies have been showing up on my notifications feed. Seriously, it's like Christmas.
What a long week it has been! Found out the position I had reluctantly expressed interest in has been given to someone else, it just hasn't been officially announced yet. THANK FUCKING CHRIST! Now if they'd hurry the hell up and announce it, people...
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Hello SG!
Sigh. I hate computers. Today hasn't been terrible tho. Just tedious. Kid was sick, so he and I stayed home. I took the opportunity to do some maintenance of course. The toilet flushes again thanks to a little redneck ingenuity and an old door chain. The Wii now plays GameCube games again, which is kind of a big deal, since I just...
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