Did you hear Pharma-Bro got hit in the face with dog poo? Yeah, this is gonna be a good year.
Hello SGLand, and all the beautiful creatures that inhabit it.
Premature to be optimistic? Absolutely. I recently read an article though that explained how being delusionally optimistic is good for you. According to said article, several scientific studies have shown that blissful ignorance is good...
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Hello again, SGLand!
So I was checking out Riae's new set. If you haven't, you should. She's gorgeous, as always, and if you miss it, you're a fucking idiot. I'll wait.
Back? Okay then.
So, I've been giving a lot of thought lately to my funeral. I'm not dying yet, that I'm aware of, and have no...
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Hello again, SGLand.
Murph here. Lying on the floor. Needing a good cry, but more pissed off than sad, so that's not happening.
Just got out of a short lived relationship. A girl I used to know. She seemed nice at first. Then she embedded herself so deep in my life I couldn't tell where I ended and she began. And that would...
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Hello SGLand.
The job I love so much now completely sucks. The new supervisor I was excited to be working with because she was going to get our team organized again simply has not worked out as hoped. She's a cunt. I don't like calling anyone that, but she has earned it. With her, everything is a lame excuse, but it's okay...
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Hi SGLand! Its your favorite jolly fat man. Well... second favorite.
I'm stuck at home this season. Just me, the boy, the robot, and the neighbor's dog.
For me, its a few days off. For the boy, it's a weird time without school, and randomly being given new toys, which someone wrapped in colorful paper. For the robot, it's a chance...
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Currently seeking applicants for a potentially permanent position. Duration based entirely on performance. Applicants should have a basic understanding of relationship dynamics, and previous experience is preferred but not mandatory.
Job Description: You will be an intimate companion for a mad scientist. Late and long hours expected. Duties as companion include on-call cuddler, arm-candy with personality for social outings, personal cheerleader/support group, partner in...
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Getting sick of being alone. The holidays are the worst. All day today, I've had to listen to people talk about how they are spending Thanksgiving. Seeing family and other loved ones, and eating so much food.
Oh, deep fried turkey and your grandmother's pumpkin pie? Sounds awesome. I'm having a fried chicken TV dinner and watching Netflix with my son, while...
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Hello lovelies.
So I've rejoined the dating pool. It's awkward. I haven't had a girlfriend in four years. I can barely recall how to go about talking to women. I've started conversing with a lovely young lady. She's the only one to respond so far to the handful of messages I sent via OkCupid.
I hate online dating. The uncertainty...
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Hello SG Universe, and all the sexy creatures that inhabit it.
Halloween was a minor success, thanks to my no fail formula of pineapple pizza and 1941 Universal Studios' The Wolfman. Tonight I hope will be an even bigger success. Tonight I am hosting a Ouija board seance.
Please keep in mind, I don't actually believe in ghosts (even tho I am a ghost...
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