drunkenpaw

i was at whole foods today, taking a break from christmas shopping with a natural cola. i only started shopping today, btw. so i was sitting in the little dining area when i noticed two separate girls shoveling huge mouthfuls of food into their faces. i remember thinking, "how unladylike". one of the girls was semi-cute: multicolored hair, nosering, glasses... she looked like she could be an sg's older sister or something. i totally imagined her giving me head. i don't know why; i'm a guy, dammit.

the employees only door is over by the dining area, too. i saw one worker in particular that stood out--short, stocky... and a face like michael jackson's! damn, i felt pity for this guy, and i'm asian!

so right now, i'm about to hit an old friend's xmas party. it's cold as fuck in chicago, but i love my man jimmy, so i gotta go. the reason i'm home? my new girl is coming over for the first time tonight, and i'm out of clean sheets! you know a girl is something if she makes you want to do your laundry.