CAR DRAMA!
Well, I think its safe to talk about the "SOGGY BITCH" AKA the Acura from here. I think she can hear me.. no wait I KNOW she can hear me. Dodgy Beotch! I am in the process of waiting for the check to clear so I can go get my new car. I bought the dream car that I have wanted since I was in grade school... It was the car that i always put on my M.A.S.H. boards (All you chickies from the 80's remember MASH dontcha? - Mansion Apartment Shack House... good times) I bought a 2002 VW Cabrio - Black - CONVERTABLE... I am so happy I might pee!!! BUT its been a week of waiting and calling and seeing if the G-darn check cleared. And today... No. Maybe tomorrow he says to me, having no idea what I am driving around in and apparently not caring.... asshole!!! I dropped the check off Saturday AM and I am still waiting. *sigh* If the car I was driving now wasn't the most posessed item I owned and didnt smell like warm bologna and dryer sheets I'd be ok. A few weeks ago there was a flood in Boken and my little car was under 2 and a half feet of water. Its unerving when you see people bailing out their cars with cups as you drive by in your roommates car... HOLY SHIT PULL OVER!!!!!! I must have done something really wrong in a past life to deserve this. It was dead. It sat there for 3 days and on the 3rd day it started... shooting water out of its exhaust like it was a Jetski. It was towed and fixed for $120 - more $$ sunk into the Soggy One. So i found this Cabrio and we smiled at eachother - talked - drove - had mad passionate sex - dates - got married - had babies ... I'm exaggerating but it was a great test drive
The Soggy one was replaced... THEN, i swear as soon as she realized that she was going to the big parking lot in the sky she started acting up. This is a lovely computer glitch that makes me drive to work and parallel parking so fucking interesting. I put the car in drive... I hear it kick into gear (its an automatic) and the light on the dash doesn't show up... so i try to go into reverse... it fuckin' locks up leaving my nose sticking out into the middle of the street. Once it registers I can put it into reverse and the same thing happens... then PARK is a whole different story. Park is a touchy thing. I put it in park and the light dosen't go on in the dash so the computer thinks Im still in a gear OTHER THAN PARK and refuses to give me my key... I tap on the shifter... 20 times... FINALLY LIGHTS UP and gives me my key. Please, send me some FAST CHECK CASHING vibes... I NEED THIS CAR!!!! thank you for all your help
Well, I think its safe to talk about the "SOGGY BITCH" AKA the Acura from here. I think she can hear me.. no wait I KNOW she can hear me. Dodgy Beotch! I am in the process of waiting for the check to clear so I can go get my new car. I bought the dream car that I have wanted since I was in grade school... It was the car that i always put on my M.A.S.H. boards (All you chickies from the 80's remember MASH dontcha? - Mansion Apartment Shack House... good times) I bought a 2002 VW Cabrio - Black - CONVERTABLE... I am so happy I might pee!!! BUT its been a week of waiting and calling and seeing if the G-darn check cleared. And today... No. Maybe tomorrow he says to me, having no idea what I am driving around in and apparently not caring.... asshole!!! I dropped the check off Saturday AM and I am still waiting. *sigh* If the car I was driving now wasn't the most posessed item I owned and didnt smell like warm bologna and dryer sheets I'd be ok. A few weeks ago there was a flood in Boken and my little car was under 2 and a half feet of water. Its unerving when you see people bailing out their cars with cups as you drive by in your roommates car... HOLY SHIT PULL OVER!!!!!! I must have done something really wrong in a past life to deserve this. It was dead. It sat there for 3 days and on the 3rd day it started... shooting water out of its exhaust like it was a Jetski. It was towed and fixed for $120 - more $$ sunk into the Soggy One. So i found this Cabrio and we smiled at eachother - talked - drove - had mad passionate sex - dates - got married - had babies ... I'm exaggerating but it was a great test drive
The Soggy one was replaced... THEN, i swear as soon as she realized that she was going to the big parking lot in the sky she started acting up. This is a lovely computer glitch that makes me drive to work and parallel parking so fucking interesting. I put the car in drive... I hear it kick into gear (its an automatic) and the light on the dash doesn't show up... so i try to go into reverse... it fuckin' locks up leaving my nose sticking out into the middle of the street. Once it registers I can put it into reverse and the same thing happens... then PARK is a whole different story. Park is a touchy thing. I put it in park and the light dosen't go on in the dash so the computer thinks Im still in a gear OTHER THAN PARK and refuses to give me my key... I tap on the shifter... 20 times... FINALLY LIGHTS UP and gives me my key. Please, send me some FAST CHECK CASHING vibes... I NEED THIS CAR!!!! thank you for all your help VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
and you live down the hill from me....HOWDY!!!.