drbensina

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Just what every car needs: HAPPY TEETH!

Frightening. Less the product, more the person who would buy it.

Ahh, no longer friendless. It feels good to not have my profile page cruelly mocking my inadequate social skills.

And now that I look at it, my Crimson Death picture looks more like purple. Damn lighting. Rest assured, that stuff is all maroon. Seriously.

Behold: the Crimson Death comes.

Hey, mister! Find the black card, win 200 plat! Five plat a game!
The kid showed him the ace of spades, flipping it over, between two other cards, face down. The man, in a sharp business suit and fedora, gladly pitched in the five plat. Youre on, kid. Get the money ready.
A clink of coins onto the table, and the boy deftly started to...
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Clink.
The platinum coins skipped across the top of the growing pile of metal in the middle of the table. Two men had already lost their shirts in this hand, along with their watches, guns, a horse, and one cybernetic left arm. They both sat watching the remainder of the hand intently, their attentions only split between the game, which would decide who walked away...
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I need to write something witty and satirical. I haven't done that recently. I feel a void coming from my lack of sarcasm in writing that I need to fill. I'm suffering here.

Now, just a topic. If you're reading this, feel free to help out. I won't pay you, or anything, but just know that you're helping a poor soul in need of biting...
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I think it a bit odd that just about all of the people who wished me a happy birthday are either on my AIM buddy list, or are members of this site.

Keep in mind that I still live with my parents, and maybe you'll see why this sort of thing comes as a bit of a shock. After all, my parents were there when...
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I got a birthday message from Morgan. Just for that, she gets added to the favorites.

I feel all special now. Warm and fuzzy-like. Thanks fer makin' my day!

For reference, yes, I am trying to look as goofy as possible in my picture.