dragunceol

so......i ws gonna move into a house w/ 2 really cool chicks, we were putting the deopsit down today....someone beat us to it they moved in friday.........sucky

well....not all hope is lost yet....i started calling around to the realtors in town.....found one in our pricerange so i decided to check it out

yeah...that's a deff no....

i turned into the neighbor hood and the first thing i noticed was a sign saying "this neighborhood is protected by neighborhood watch" the first house i saw had grafitti all over it saying things such as "die bitch!" or "get the fuck out of our neighborhood!"..........then when i finally found the house it had a notice in the window......curiosity killed the cat right? well...i got out of the car to read it.......it goes "notice: Unless you have the express written permission of the owner of this property, if you set foot on this property you will be arrested. Thank you." then i hear what sounds like a gun clicking......so i run to my car and get the fuck out of there! but of course...i'm not racist or anything, but in that neighborhood, every stopsign i stoped at a random dirty ass black guy (not all black guys are dirty...i dont mean to offend...but you all know what i'm talking about) would "holla" at me.

yeah...i'm NOT renting that one