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I finished work early today and don't have to work tommorrow. It's bittersweet because that means I helped convince a thousand old people to buy insurance that they don't need and I kind of feel bad about that. But a part of me doesn't feel all that bad because old people are generally mean and bitter. We ended up having to offer them money to...
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Got back from show. Worked camera after intermission, sucked to high heaven. Oh well, practice makes Yada, yada. Spent the rest of the night trying to convince my best friend to wear pants in the ring and not the hot pink shorts he seems intent on wearing.
The hot pink doesn't bother me so much as that you can see clearly see his dick and...
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I might be the technical director for tonight's show. I'm a little nervous since it's called live and I am so out of practice. I figure that I'm going to surprise them by coming in early at like 2 or 3. That should give me the chance to diagram the two boards beforehand. I hope I do well because getting to direct the show would...
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Just when my faith in justice in this world had long since been strangled, I see a glimmer of hope.
My ex (whom I broke up with during Thanksgiving holiday)just drunk called me not ten minutes ago to confess that she just fucked one of my supposed best friends in the back of my favorite bar on Valentine's Day.
I guess that she was trying...
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So I finished work today. My current job is to convince old people to do a phone survey about healthcare companies. The survey takes like thirty minutes to complete even though we tell them it will only take fifteen minutes. The one that I managed to get through actually took more than an hour because the lady was eighty-four years old and kept getting confused...
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So I got to play a great joke on my co-host DJ Syren. We do an afternoon talk show on the internet Wednsedays from 4 to 6. Actually, the show doesn't usually come on until around 4:30pm because Syren is always late,which brings me to the joke I played.
I arranged for an in studio guest and she swore that she would be on time,...
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This is the press release I wasted the afternoon writing at work today:

Just so its clear, people, there must be a winner and champion for this organization.
There can only be only one star of this show. Sadly, human nature has come to accept only one as champion. Do you have what it takes to be the champion?
Some people answer this question with...
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Let me just say that I am in love with Triaminic Thin Strips. Once I turned twenty-one and could legally drink, I abandoned the semi-regular misuse of children's cough medicine. I only recently rediscovered them while trying to fight off this cold. The directions say that it is for children, but being the chemical genius that I am, I figured out to double the dosage....
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So I saw "In Good Company" yesterday. Ironically enough, I went alone. At least I hope that's what irony is.
My sore throat is not getting any better. I hate being sick.