downingolsen

i saw here once before where i could not remember, but her face was a memory that i missed. I watched from a distance there was a manner about her that would make the strongest of men crumble. I knew at once that my life would forever change if i didn't talk to her, but what to catchy line could i come up with that would tell her i am what she has sought all her life. Could I tell her that she makes me want to be a better man, no that's not it that had been used somewhere before, oh wait oh 'bout you complete me, no that would do any good either. then a thought came to me, that is perfect i started to walk over to her.

me: uh hi my name is ******

her: oh hi i'm ***** i saw you staring at me drooling a bit, are you ok?

me: uh oh yeah that sorry i have over active saliva glands, look ah your really hot and well i was wondering if...ah

her: hmmm yeah sure i got a few minutes...how 'bout my place?

what the hell i thought that had never worked before alright score i was in.

well needless to say that i spent the next few hours getting all sweaty, and let me tell you that was a lot of hard work.

moral of the story...well what do you think it is?