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This post has been brought to you by the letter M.

M is for Monday
M is for Martin Luther King jr. Day, which is also today which is also monday
M is for me being in a mopey mood for having to move my ass into work this morning.
M is for major disasters all day at work
M is for mean sense of humor and short temper
M is for mediocre, which is how i feel
M is for mother fucker who almost slammed into me because being from new york means you can't fucking drive here.
M is for massive heart attack i had from watching the giant's game last night

M moreover is for my mostly boring life that i have to sit here and thing of clever ways to use the letter M in a rhythmic and satirical fashion

EDIT
sorry, i no more fun with the letter M. but i'm so dorktastically excited about the decal i just bought for my Macbook that i decided to be "that guy" again and tell you shit you couldn't care less about!

So i ordered decals from Macstyles, and it's black (of course) with a cut out around the light up apple in the shape of a circle and cut outs of a bunch of sperm around it. if you feel like googling the site and looking it up, the name of the decal is called "Good swimmers" i also got one for the insides of my mac around the track pad, also black, with biohazard symbols on each side.

hmmmm, maybe i should start sketching out my biozhazard tattoo again. instead of a hip piece i can always make it a tramp stamp