Alright. So i think the universe has finally caught up with itself and is trying to do away with me.
In the past two days the following has happened.
-I got tackled by some really big asshole in the mall running from the security guards. didnt see it coming because he ran into the back of me.
-I was driving to pick up one of my bosses at the airport and a truck in front of me lost the treads to one of his tires. said treads shot back, missed the windshield, hit the side mirror and pressed it against the side of mycar. Anyone who watches mythbusters knows how horrifying that was for me.
-I got stuck in an elevator at work. Twice. One time consisting of last night on my way out of work at 9:30 at night and i was the only one in the building. luckily it started again 10 creepy minutes later. i now take the stairs.
-Dose + Stubborn Giant Filing Cabinet + Face = Unproductive.
I'm not having fun God. cut the shit out.
In other news i stayed up until 4 in the morning watching Iron Chef America. It is nowhere near as entertaining as the original. But it helped pass the time while i watched TReBlah's plane go from point a to point b on the online tracker. then he texted me at 6 to let me know he was there. i woke up at 7:30 and didnt have work until 12:30. fun times. but i'm glad to know that he got there safe. i hope everything goes well for him.
i'm going to get off my laptop now before it electrocutes me. i'm not giving the universe any open windows to destroy me for the rest of the day. this is like a final destination movie. only slightly more comical, likeable characters and the whole i really didnt cheat death, but he most be bored concept.
In the past two days the following has happened.
-I got tackled by some really big asshole in the mall running from the security guards. didnt see it coming because he ran into the back of me.
-I was driving to pick up one of my bosses at the airport and a truck in front of me lost the treads to one of his tires. said treads shot back, missed the windshield, hit the side mirror and pressed it against the side of mycar. Anyone who watches mythbusters knows how horrifying that was for me.
-I got stuck in an elevator at work. Twice. One time consisting of last night on my way out of work at 9:30 at night and i was the only one in the building. luckily it started again 10 creepy minutes later. i now take the stairs.
-Dose + Stubborn Giant Filing Cabinet + Face = Unproductive.
I'm not having fun God. cut the shit out.
In other news i stayed up until 4 in the morning watching Iron Chef America. It is nowhere near as entertaining as the original. But it helped pass the time while i watched TReBlah's plane go from point a to point b on the online tracker. then he texted me at 6 to let me know he was there. i woke up at 7:30 and didnt have work until 12:30. fun times. but i'm glad to know that he got there safe. i hope everything goes well for him.
i'm going to get off my laptop now before it electrocutes me. i'm not giving the universe any open windows to destroy me for the rest of the day. this is like a final destination movie. only slightly more comical, likeable characters and the whole i really didnt cheat death, but he most be bored concept.