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So my plans for today were going to be as thus:
-Finish cleaning my neglected upstairs apartment living quarters placeamajig
-dye my roots because the world must never know i'm a natural blonde (with black eyebrows.uck?)
-Find a cure for cancer, AIDS, annoyingness, death and being single
-Masturbate at my total genius
-Dance for whatever glorious being invented hot pockets
-Call the Governator and tell him it really IS a tum-ah
-Train my weasels to joust

But instead I'm only doing the first and fourth agenda points and then seeing megan sometime later this evening. I believe grease trucks or panera might be involved somewhere. And since i won't get to fix my god awful hair i'll be wearing my spiffy hat again! I love it when she comes home.

So tomorrow will be a self image day and some sort of earthly roaming later that evening.
Someone, be excited for me! If i use enough exclaimation points it looks like i'm not so stupifyingly boring!

Alright. Naked girl time. Then cleaning and masturbation. maybe the governator call because that would just be a mood lifter. And that way no one can tell if i'm kidding or not.