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Does it make me a bad person that i've been trying to convince the sales person i work for to let me accompany him to the Out and Equal 2007 event in Washington DC that i've been working on with him?

In short, it is an organization of advocates of gay/lesbian and transgendered peoples in the work place.
And it is going to be..AWESOME.

I...
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ummmmmmm, so i bought myself a 5th element outfit a while back and put it away somewhere.

now i can't find it.

if someone else does, it could be veeeeeeeeeery awkward

Like i said. Shit's wonky. But i'm still around.

My sister made me laugh a little while ago though.

She's convinced that CVS stands for Crabs vs. Syphilis or Crabs Vaccination Shot
it kinda came outta nowhere, but it was quite hilarious.

also. i've broken all my fingers. except..ooooooow! she's a fucking laugh riot

just roll with it folks.


Tomorrow i'm giving this 2 Hour...
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I love thunderstorms. Especially the ones that rattle the whole house.
But not at 5:30 in the morning when i have work at 7.

messin' up my sleep flow.
hopefully it'll be cooler out today though.

On wednesday i was drifting in and out of sleep to this song while watching Rescue Me (if you got a problem you can come see me, or denis leary. i figure we both can give the same amount of I really dont give a fuck) and the song has been hauting me ever since. so me being the intersleuthing queen i am, i looked...
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If today would have happened yesterday and yesterday happened today, i think i'd be in pretty good shape.

Today i had a few heavy bombshells dropped on me today. Some out of nowhere, some i've seen coming for a while. The biggest one involving my parents wanting to move to PA. They've talked about this for a few years now. however yesterday they discussed with...
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I have one more thing to add to the
"List of things that no one should be able to do, but i've managed to do with gusto"

Burning my tongue on boiling caramel.


this baffles even me, folks.

Congrats Amy,

You've made it through another day completing your life-long dreams of:

Not having the HIV.
Not choking on your own vomit
Not throwing flaming stapers at small children. Even though you really want to
Convincing a small thrid world country that you are their true and righteous god

Keep up the wonderful work,
The Universe as you know it

For anyone who has not had the pleasure of watching Black Snake Moan yet, i would like to take the time to show you the most awesome part of the movie. Sammy boy in his element. And in case any of you are worried about spoilers, trust me, there isn't any.

Don't get me wrong, it was a great movie, but not what most folks...
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Girl post.

I got two pairs of pants and pretty new orange hair.

And if i'm feeling spiffy later i'll take some pictures because lord knows anyone who's seen me recently.
that and i'm in some desperate need of affection and good vibes.

so send some my way. if not, cookies and gifts of alcohol are always accepted.

I also borrowed Gangs of New York...
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