The illness of the day is brainfart. Brainfart an affliction of unknown origin that causes an individual to temporarily forget the training and experience that he or she has obtained. While an individual is suffering from this terrible affliction, the likelihood of looking like a complete idiot or doing something stupid is high.
Case in point - Donzell. Donzell is an attorney charged with the representation of indigent clients in criminal matters. Our subject practices in a county that is in the metropolitan Atlanta area. After a long day in court, our subject has only one matter left before he can go back to his office, a motion to suppress. To our subject, this is a routine matter. He has done the research. He knows what he must ask of the cop. He has his questions before him. However, at the critical moment of cross-examining the officer, our subject hit with this terrible disorder. Our subject appeared to be confused, to be lost, and unsure of what do with himself. Because of this ill-opportune attack of brainfart, our subject lost his motion to suppress and reaffirmed the stereotype that attorneys that represent indigent clients are not competent.
Unfortunately, there is no known cure for brainfart. We are only in the early stages of researching this dreadful aliment. The known symptoms of a person suffering a brainfart is confusion, a bewildered look on the subjects face, the subject is unable to understand a basic conversation, the subject will repeat statements, and the subject is easily irritable. The preferred course of treatment is to isolate the subject, speak in a patronizing tone, and to reassure the subject that everything will be okay. If you know anyone that suffers from chronic attacks of brainfart, it is imperative that you contact your local mental health professional because it is sign that the subject may a more serious problem.
Case in point - Donzell. Donzell is an attorney charged with the representation of indigent clients in criminal matters. Our subject practices in a county that is in the metropolitan Atlanta area. After a long day in court, our subject has only one matter left before he can go back to his office, a motion to suppress. To our subject, this is a routine matter. He has done the research. He knows what he must ask of the cop. He has his questions before him. However, at the critical moment of cross-examining the officer, our subject hit with this terrible disorder. Our subject appeared to be confused, to be lost, and unsure of what do with himself. Because of this ill-opportune attack of brainfart, our subject lost his motion to suppress and reaffirmed the stereotype that attorneys that represent indigent clients are not competent.
Unfortunately, there is no known cure for brainfart. We are only in the early stages of researching this dreadful aliment. The known symptoms of a person suffering a brainfart is confusion, a bewildered look on the subjects face, the subject is unable to understand a basic conversation, the subject will repeat statements, and the subject is easily irritable. The preferred course of treatment is to isolate the subject, speak in a patronizing tone, and to reassure the subject that everything will be okay. If you know anyone that suffers from chronic attacks of brainfart, it is imperative that you contact your local mental health professional because it is sign that the subject may a more serious problem.
I'm really sorry you lost your motion to suppress. I'm sure you're terribly competent. But I hear you, you lose your moment, and you feel like you've fucked the whole thing.
Here's wishing you no more brainfarts, and happy birthday in advance.
xo