Thursday Dec 29, 2005

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"Please let them find semen in my dead Grandma's vagina."

Tell me the origin of this quote and I will give you a dollar. Try and fail and you owe me a dollar.
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daniofthedead:
i dont even have a clue, but im DYING to KNOWWW cause i busted up laughing upon reading biggrin
brookeish:
Jesus is MAGIC!!!!!!
Sarah Silverman is my girlfriend!
I wanna play poker with you.
..oOo..

Sunday Dec 18, 2005

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I should be cleaning right now. Our landlord is coming out tomorrow to make an attempt to repair our dishwasher, so I can do even more cleaning. Woot. Woo. He'd fuckin better not want me to help him.

On a positive note, thank you holiday vacay for allowing me to watch adult swim, something I have missed every goddamn week because of school.

I have...
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barbicore:
Haha I should have specified that they would get to see it huh?
But it would be funny if someone was dumb enough to buy me a 250 dollar ipod that I then took picture of me naked with and only shared them with the creepy kid that lives nextdoor.
rigormortis:
oink

Sunday Dec 11, 2005

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Fuckle.
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extrafox:
Thanks biggrin
_stella_:
Fuckle? I love it. Haha Yeah I know 50 hours is truly rugged. I shouldn't bitch cuz I know people who work more than that regularly but for me it's intense lol. Cool how my blood thinned out too! I grew up in Inidana, this weather shouldn't phase me yet I too am a pussy.

Monday Nov 28, 2005

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I cannot believe how quick my blood thinned out. It was about sixty degrees all day today and I was shivering like a shorn chihuahuah in mid seizure. I'm such a pussy!

Anywho, thank you all for the happy birthday wishes I received, I saw my amount of comments exponentially explode in a manner of moments and thought, "Wha huh?!" Thanks again for making it...
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silentchild:
I must see this mystery guitar, and posthaste, so finish it already!!!

Geez, I'm demanding...

Hope you had a good birthday. ARRR!!!
occam:
It may not be a completely classic style Tele but it's now the best sounding and playing one I've ever used plus it's my first guitar that really works well with my Keeley modded Rat.

Wednesday Nov 23, 2005

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I get the feeling that far too often I'm the exception, without being exceptional.
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adele:
Nice suggestions for ways to cure my boredom. ^.^

I think I'll do the book thing. Cause, I'm in Colorado trapped at my sister's house without the transportation that would enable me to do many of the things you suggested.
roopie:
Thankyou for the lovely comment on my set kiss can I get you a drink?

Sunday Nov 20, 2005

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I just bought a copy of The Raiden Project for Playstation. Contains both the original Raiden and Raiden two. Shore was a bit pricey, but that game is fucking bad ass, so I think it's worth it. I used to play the sequel with a girl I was dating at an Old Chicago, and when the resturaunt sold the game, our relationship also dwindled. I...
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drave:
Awesome game! Sounds fun! shocked
silentchild:
sounds a lot like modern warfare my friend, bomb others from the comfort of thine own bed... regardless Raiden kicked us, except when Christopher Lambert played him in Mortal Combat.. yes, i know its the shooter, but still i don't like that man.

Wednesday Nov 16, 2005

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING FUCK YOU EBAY!!!

I had a Donuts 'N Glory seven inch labelled as "watch in my ebay," so it would contact me before the auction ended, and I could come in at the last second and sweep it away. But no, no fucking reminder!!! WHERE THE FUCK AM I GONNA FIND THAT NOW, EBAY?!?! HUH?!?!? YOU FUCKIN FUCKS!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!
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silentchild:
Death to Ebay!

but only once I get my copy of some rare Appendix 7"

after that, they can fucking die!!!!!

until i need more rare records, then they are my friends.

but after that! They better watch out!!!! mad
rubysniper:
I'm not sure why, but I just laughed for about 10 minutes reading this blog. maybe because i can't tell if you're serious about the depth and meaning of this vinyl or because it's one of those "funny in retrospect" things...that, and gratuitous language is always a plus =]

i'm not actually mocking your pain, i just love the post-postmodernism writing style miao!!

Monday Nov 14, 2005

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Insanely expensive hair cut for brothers wedding: 100 dollars

Absurdly nice tuxedo for same wedding: 120 dollars

Gift purchased for bride and groom: 25 dollars

Approximate value of food I ate, booze I drank, personally engraved flask and money clip I recieved: Incomprehensible

Stressin about money: Priceless.

I started the finishing process on my acoustic guitar today. Didn't have time for pictures, but it looks...
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torai:
Get me a pick and ill be the judge of that wink
rigormortis:
most of that entry was taken straight from a book. my writing skills aren't that good. and no, i don't write short stories, unless you count really old erotic literature. but you can't see that anyhow. eeek

Wednesday Nov 09, 2005

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I just got back from eating dinner at Cheba hut. I'm of the opinion that the only lame thing about a toasted sub joint based on marijuana references is trying to get the employees to remember what you ordered.

I'm sanding my acoustic guitar tomorrow, and hopefully by Friday I can take it out to the spray booth and start the finish work. I finished...
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drake:
I haven't experimented with floats since that one time I put coconut ice cream in wine and puked up pretty much the entire bottle. I learned my lesson that night and now I don't mess with perfection. wink
drave:
I know the musical sucked!!!!!!! In the new Willy Wonka I mean where the hell was Willy Wonka in the singing process and Grandpa Joe didn't even sing his I've got a Golden Ticket song. frown

Friday Nov 04, 2005

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Jesus Christ! A gorgeous naked women with a cello is a great way to start the day.

I think I threw away an instructors irreplaceable minnesotan quilted mahogony set of wood. Yeah, he left it out where I was cleaning up, but still...
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One of my classmates told me today, "There's more to you than meets the eye," and I wasn't sure if I should...
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treblah:
maybe he just thinks you're a Transformer biggrin
cain:
That is hilarious.
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