domo_kun

Well, it happened. I went on my date with Meg. We stayed at her house and watched Napoleon Dynamite. We were making out infrequently during the movie. Then, after the movie was over, we started making out more. I took her shirt and bra off, and started playing with and sucking her nipples. She thought that she heard her mom, so she put her shirt and bra back on. Then, a few minutes later, when she felt safe again, she took off my pants and started giving me a handjob. I stuck my hand down her pants, under her panties, and started fingering her. I licked her off my fingers when I brought them out of her pants. She then started kissing, nibbling, and sucking on my cock. She came back up and we kissed, and I slid two fingers inside her and started fucking her with them. She got up, took her pants off, slid her panties aside, and slowly slid me inside her. It felt wonderful. We fucked for 20-30 minutes (I think), but neither one of us finished. We heard her mom coming to the door, so we got dressed. She said that she was distracted because she was worrying about getting caught, and, what can I say? I have endurance.

Kipf, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.

Seriously, though, I am no longer a virgin. And it only took me 22 years! Too bad that Catholic schools scarred me for life and turned me into an uber-shy person, eh? Actually, I have few regrets about the fact that I hadn't ever had sex up until a few hours ago. Now I am going to change my profile.