dogslife

When you feel like snapping at someone for starting a new thread where no new thread needed to be started, and the sheer nerve of that action in the face of previous discussion on the topic makes your gums burn and your asshole twitch it may be time to step away from the internet.

What? No. I was paying attention. Just say the last part again.

When I'm stupid rich y'alls can say you knew me when.

Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to get some diamonds to keep in my freezer. You know, for my breakfast champagne.

A propos of nothing, ginny put on London Calling this morning as she was washing the dishes.

I do believe my work is done here.










But I'll probably stick around for the vagina.

Went to Staples right after checking in at work today and got one of these.

Next time we get one of those ominous flickers where the power goes out for half a second because they hydro company figures 9:30 at night is a good time to monkey with the grid seeing as all the businesses that aren't giant bookstores are closed, instead of breaking...
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Photogrrl tells me I might be the only male at the party tonight.

She says to bring a change of pants.

Nuts to that. She, and everyone else there, should bring a change of vagina!

That probably would have sounded a bit crazier if I'd not incorporated that subordinate clause, huh?

Writing my self evaluation for work. I'm going to need a couple of synonyms for "awesome". (I've already used "totally sweet" and "super-rad" twice each.)

I LIKE BOOBIES!

Why court controversy?

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All the best current pictures of me were taken over a span of about 12 hours. I've been rotating them through my profile pics. I'm not sure exactly how sad that is, and when I called NASA with the problem they said they didn't want to tie up their computers with such an enormous...
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Walk into a coffee shop and you're presented with a dizzying array of words that all describe a serving of hot water with coffee bean grindings and oils mixed in.

In even the most minimally-equipped kitchen there are dozens of ways to apply heat to food in order to alter it chemically, and each one of these methods is denoted by a different word.

Look...
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