Storytime! Yay!
Im having a problem with my blender. It all started when I was watching Goonies one night very drunk. Now, those of you that know me know that while Im drinking, Im prone to what could politely be called lapses in judgment. It could impolitely be called being a total fucking retard, but thats not the point. The point is that I made...
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Im having a problem with my blender. It all started when I was watching Goonies one night very drunk. Now, those of you that know me know that while Im drinking, Im prone to what could politely be called lapses in judgment. It could impolitely be called being a total fucking retard, but thats not the point. The point is that I made...
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hrlyquinn:
You'd better not leave me for some hot Canadian guy! 
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clover:
dude are you growing a beard? Because that would be the awesome
goob:
Goob wants to see. 
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!
I know what the "W" stands for.
"W"e are all going to die.
Someone make me laugh. Quickly.
And now, a story.
All I wanted was a goddamn soup and sandwich.
I walked into the diner and sat down. It was that really annoying time of year when it was too cold for a t-shirt, but still a little hot to be wearing a...
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I know what the "W" stands for.
"W"e are all going to die.
Someone make me laugh. Quickly.
And now, a story.
All I wanted was a goddamn soup and sandwich.
I walked into the diner and sat down. It was that really annoying time of year when it was too cold for a t-shirt, but still a little hot to be wearing a...
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starlightkitten:
Which diner the one in Newark or Tom Jones?
hrlyquinn:
I miss you. 
So I'm going into seclusion for a couple of weeks. I need to rearrange my head.
Hilarity to ensue...
Hilarity to ensue...
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godsmoker:
Dude, I may follow suit...... It's necessary every once in a while.
goob:
banned from your house? i hope i did not aid and abet the insanity... i think i might have encouraged her.
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abgitatz:
Party! 
again...
again...
neverforever:
Exmotherfuckingactly
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mle:
nice!
oldskoolpat:
poor gnome! 
That went well.
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quietlythere:
hey dan was saying something about the scotch not hanging around long as in someone stealing it. did someone steal it????
crazy88:
apparently it went great
Please, do not forget, we are throwing down tonight.
oldskoolpat:
yes, we are
i get off work about 10PM, so i'll be out there a little later than godsmoker.
i get off work about 10PM, so i'll be out there a little later than godsmoker.
goob:
Goob will be there, driving the new car.
It's ok to play hookey to do homework. right?
Of course it isn't! This is nonsense! I should be drinking coffee! or getting drunk! Or Learning how to do a backflip! No, I'm using my first sick day this year to do fucking HOMEWORK! My apologies to Godsmoker, who is now disqualified from a bonus check due to my irresponsibility. I am sorry. Feel...
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Of course it isn't! This is nonsense! I should be drinking coffee! or getting drunk! Or Learning how to do a backflip! No, I'm using my first sick day this year to do fucking HOMEWORK! My apologies to Godsmoker, who is now disqualified from a bonus check due to my irresponsibility. I am sorry. Feel...
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goob:
man, you are the fucking best ever storywriter. I want to just follow you around and listen to you talk. and lurk in your "comments" forever.
still deciding whether i can come to that party of yours. email me and tell me more about where exactly you live, and why you are willing to drive all the way here for a Goob... that part kinda freaks me out.
still deciding whether i can come to that party of yours. email me and tell me more about where exactly you live, and why you are willing to drive all the way here for a Goob... that part kinda freaks me out.
godsmoker:
I have seen the error of my ways! Please forgive me almighty DodRaibeid!
At least, that's what I should have done...
What I actually did was...try to contain my laughter enough so that it wouldn't wake my roommate who is trying to sleep before his midterm tomorrow. Nice.