dodietape

*the best part of waking up...is citrus in your cuts* (to the foldgers coffe song)

i woke up this morning and had an orange for breakfast. forgetting that last night i had bent back the nail on my thumb, i started to peel the orange. *sting* the juice had crept right into the spot where my fingernail had become disattached from the skin causing pain i did not wish to deal with first thing in the morning

advise for the day; don't test the water with your genitals