doctashock

So saturday I found out that I passed. But this was only the first part of the process. Now I need to send in a bunch of paperwork verifying my qualifications. If they like what they see, which I'm pretty confident they will, I have to go in for a personal assessment and interview. At any rate, I feel like the hardest part is over....
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Now accepting applications:

I may or may not go to this party on Friday and I may or may not want to take a date. This is just a one time deal and by responding to this ad you are in no way obligating yourself to further commitments with one doctashock.

Event will be optional black tie with open bar and a Mardi Gras theme....
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I hate to be presumptuous... but I have the sneaking suspicion that the following was written in regards to me

Speaking of lessons learned: last night + bar + jack and coke + kissing potential = NO KISSING IN BARS. (Actual dates not included, that's clearly totally different!) New Year's resolution intact, thank you very much. Taboo reactivated.

And then I'm driving to work today...
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So I got stood up twice this weekend. (Don't worry it wasn't by Sarah of my last two updates. That's just something I'm playing by ear and we're friends for now, though she wants to hang out this week.)

Anyway, on my last gig I met this reallycute girl who actually asked ME for my number. (which is practically what you have to do in...
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"Besa me."

She gave me a look that fell somewhere between incredulous and contemplative. After a beat she calmly responded "No".

"Porque?"

"Because I love you."

I had to be on that side of town in the morning so I called Sarah and asked if I could stay over that night. Originally she had planned to go out of town and her roomies were having...
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REFLECTIONS ON SARAH: PART 1 [\B]

"Alright boo... call me
(she paused)
Wow. I just boo'd you"

I KNOW... I love you. Talk to you later.

After I hung up the phone I immediately started a retrospection of how we had gotten to this point. I'm not exactly sure what it means, but I think that by exploring it I might be one step closer...
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Life... it can be funny sometimes.

This morning I got a bit of a tourists guide stroll through a block or two of Compton from this little old lady, who works there as a school teacher. From the way she talked about it I would have never guessed that it was the city that gave birth to west coast gangsta rap as much as a...
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I stole my friends BMW and went out for Manda's birthday last night. I got to hang out with a lot of cool people. Which reminds me I need to get out more often. Which reminds me of a lot of other things I need to do, but I'll spare you the details on that until later...maybe.

Here's a Hollywood moment for you. Just...
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So tommorow morning I take a test that could change the course of my future forever. I have procrastinated for an ungodly amount of time and haven't bothered to try and prepare for this at all. I mean I've never been one much for studying, I always just aced things naturally, but it's been years since I've been in an academic setting, so this does...
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