Refusing to be the victim, it took me getting stabbed with a can opener to fianlly say, "Why the fuck did I marry this bitch!!!"
How does one get stabbed with a can opener you might ask... When confronted by a significant other wielding a can opener, you really don't find it threatening...
How does one get stabbed with a can opener you might ask... When confronted by a significant other wielding a can opener, you really don't find it threatening...