dmuff

It's 7am.
I woke up covered in dog hair and with one shoe on.
I'm going to make pancakes.
I need a nap.

Fini

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unravled:

Why aren't we friends?

Mar 17, 2006

I'm with Shawn. No pancakes??? We got blind drunk for a week straight and I never got pancakes... the hell with you, Mrs. Butterworth!!!

Mar 18, 2006

It's midnight.
I'm sitting in the dark.
Drinking vodka out of the bottle.
Listening to a 160lb dog snoring.

End scene.

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user304975207:

Fo shiz.
If youre not working and you and my future husband go out, the 2 of you behave and be careful.

Mar 16, 2006

kandyk:

what a wonderful evening...
sounds like my usual friday night...
x

Mar 16, 2006

Last night I went to the Bigfoot Lodge and had drinks with the beautiful and amazing, Allegory. If you ever get the chance to meet her, do it. She's very fucking cool.

I am happy to get back to work tonight. I start getting stircrazy after awhile. I need to work, I need to keep busy, I need to check the expiration date on...
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user304975207:

Not nearly as cool as me. Cause no one is. Or something.

Mar 16, 2006

mistersatan:

Holy crap, I just listened to that like, half an hour ago. And I don't mean it came on my iTunes at random, I mean I actually clicked on it.

Mar 16, 2006

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jj_r0x0rz:

ooooh

Mar 15, 2006

allegory:

Very pretty...and I'm a girl who knows her "tools"

Mar 15, 2006

I just got back.

Snow storms, delayed planes, missed flights, sitting in Atlanta for 2 hrs not knowing where my luggage is...the usual.

I am back, I am sober (for the moment), and I have great friends that pick me up from the airport and help me track down a coffin case with a Jazz bass in it at baggage claim (Shawndaddy is an...
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francesca:

I thought you found a drummer?

Mar 14, 2006

dominic_f:

No love for the artist that captured that beautiful moment for all of you to joy??? That's the best picture I ever taken and no one see's fit to praise ME!!! Damn you all!!!

Mar 14, 2006

Tomorrow I fly away.
Bye, Maryland...see you in hell.

Currently Listening to:

Color Me Badd "I want to Sex You Up"

PS: I think my liver is planning a mutany.

***Updated for lyrical appreciation***

Come inside, take off your coat, I'll make you feel at home.
Now let's pour a glass of wine 'cause now we're all alone.
I've been waiting for you girl, just...
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allegory:

So are you home, or what, crackhead? Is it party time yet, and where did Mary go...and where's my only cigarette? Please think for me, I can't bear to...

I'm watching a show about polygamy...I want a bunch of husbands, like a band, but we live together and have sex, and eat dinner togetther, and the bedtime stories...AHHH, off to dreamland with beautiful thoughts.

Call me tomorrow.

Mar 13, 2006

allegory:

HAHAHAHA You don't know that song Guitar Boy!!!!!

Mar 13, 2006

What up kids?????

I am drunk (again), so a picture update will ensue...

I saw my old boss from Ikea today. We had lunch at an Irish pub in Baltimore. I found out how much moneyI'd be making if I hadn't quit. I am officially a dumbass for falling in love with a co-worker (she's still there).

I miss my ex-boss. He was the best...
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obd:

looks like a good trip.

Mar 12, 2006

cyrus:

stuff.

kudos for gramma

Mar 12, 2006

I was reintroduced to Maryland culture tonight like a double barrel shotgun blast to the face. Highlight include:

*A full bar sing-along to "Free Bird"
*Multiple mullet and rat tail sightings
*Somone yelling "Yee Haw" at the top of their lungs
*Being told that I have to know some guy named "Alex" in another town, because he and I are apparently the only two people...
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user304975207:

^^
if thats what he thinks hes wearing, hes gonna get one hell of a surprise.

Mar 10, 2006

jj_r0x0rz:

duuuuuude, you should wear a dress....

Mar 11, 2006

Tomorrow morning I'm driving to Delaware to pick up a radioactive cat...no shit.

I found my old Strat, so I think I'll get shitfaced and write some songs tonight. I also found my old vinyl at my mom's house...Fear, the Misfits, Men at Work, etc

It's weird being here. Sometimes it's like I've been gone for 7 years, other times it feels like 2 minutes....
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jj_r0x0rz:

duuuude a radioactive cat sweet

Mar 8, 2006

user304975207:

If thats the case, then I can yell at you too?

Mar 9, 2006

I'm sitting with my buddy, Daryl in fucking Maryland right now!!!!
I've been drinking and smoking.
Yahooooooooooooo!

PS: I'm very proud of my boy, Shawndaddy. He did good today.

The Maryland adventure is about to begin.

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saraphine:

Nice hat!!

You're kind of adorable as hell!

Mar 8, 2006

user304975207:

You know, I really dont know. Youd have to ask him. But I hear his son has a friend who looks like Ron Weasley. Think you can hook a sistah up?

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