Dear Adoring Fans.
I had my hair cut and I fucking hate the shit out of it. Never have I gone to bed in tears because I hate my appearance so much. Its a short blonde bob. With a black streak. ARGHHHHH.
I have bought hair stuff, a blind fold and some assless pants for the lad that I'm spooning with. I like him a realllllly large amount. Today I had a bad feeling. Today he text me to say he fucked a random on the one night he left where we live. Cried my beautiful ful fucking eyes out. He never got to see my brilliant bum in my brilliant pants. He failed to be blind folded. And his hair still looks shit.
Tonight I'm going to see him. He hasn't seen my hair. But I don't give a fuck. I'm going to love him + leave him. And probably take all his proof of age so he cannot buy any alcohol to have a "drunken mistake" again. You see my darling bloggettes, I always choose the ARSEHOLES. They're lovely and they're "different" with me. NAT. Shitting hell this week is bollocks. Better than last week when I collapsed and was rushed into hospital? NO.
Blackberry is broken. My broadband is broken. Hence my shit lack of updates.
What I will say though...my barbering course is going sweeeeet! I was cutting beards yesterday. Bear in mind the beards started off chest length....
I wore this and the beard hair was all in my boobies!
And meet Kev, my beardy weirdy: my first ever beard cut!
Anyway I'm going to continue drinking my gin alone waiting for my fave pondscum to finish working at the pub so I can hump + dump.
Be lucky you gorgeous lot!!!!!!!!
I had my hair cut and I fucking hate the shit out of it. Never have I gone to bed in tears because I hate my appearance so much. Its a short blonde bob. With a black streak. ARGHHHHH.
I have bought hair stuff, a blind fold and some assless pants for the lad that I'm spooning with. I like him a realllllly large amount. Today I had a bad feeling. Today he text me to say he fucked a random on the one night he left where we live. Cried my beautiful ful fucking eyes out. He never got to see my brilliant bum in my brilliant pants. He failed to be blind folded. And his hair still looks shit.
Tonight I'm going to see him. He hasn't seen my hair. But I don't give a fuck. I'm going to love him + leave him. And probably take all his proof of age so he cannot buy any alcohol to have a "drunken mistake" again. You see my darling bloggettes, I always choose the ARSEHOLES. They're lovely and they're "different" with me. NAT. Shitting hell this week is bollocks. Better than last week when I collapsed and was rushed into hospital? NO.
Blackberry is broken. My broadband is broken. Hence my shit lack of updates.
What I will say though...my barbering course is going sweeeeet! I was cutting beards yesterday. Bear in mind the beards started off chest length....
I wore this and the beard hair was all in my boobies!
And meet Kev, my beardy weirdy:
my first ever beard cut!
Anyway I'm going to continue drinking my gin alone waiting for my fave pondscum to finish working at the pub so I can hump + dump.
Be lucky you gorgeous lot!!!!!!!!
jaybugg:
Lurve <3