dminnisher411

I have not been able to finish this poem. Maybe I need to get really drunk and finish it off. That usually works.


Speak my soul, speak
With folded body I submit for just one good word
Dead men's souls mutter in the grave
One day you'll join them, I tell you
Poor spirits, no doubt there is wisdom beneath us
Though swaying trees have...
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I want to make my mark on the world, which is why I am determined to build something that is visible from space. I am open to suggestions. I don't really care what it is, as long as it doesn't require billions of dollars or slave labor to build. However, if I become a billionaire or inherit a bunch of slaves I might change that...
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Fuck Bob Dylan. And fuck MLK while you're at it. MLK, it rings like a brand. Put it in golden cursive on the wall. Fuck it. Fuck the popular truth. Fuck it all, and fuck any country in which an artist, a visionary, or a prophet can't die in respectable anonymity.

And fuck it all you jammers and rockers and wanna be philosophers. I invoke...
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I'm an astronautical carbon hydrological partially robotical totally neurotical psycho-biological... and I'm stoned.

I am passionate and brilliant with ADD and a history of depression. You would think my life would be more interesting.

I got tired of maintaining a serious profile on Match.com, so I made some modifications. I was particularly proud of my response to the section "Describe your perfect match:"

My perfect match is nuanced with ineffable subtleties that sing to me like tiny little poems. Her voice whirls around me, and I remember her from my dreams. She walks like a nymph with naked feet...
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I wrote this poem while waiting for a date who never showed up.


Plato, dark and handsome, looked at me with his piercing eyes and said nothing. What was on his mind, and why was he in my living room? I try to make a joke about the mess, but I bet that guy doesn't speak English. Not a word. I open my wallet and...
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I believe that burritos should become the world currency. Rather than being on the gold standard, the world should be on the burrito standard so that money could be easily used as food in case of an emergency. You hear about the fact that 1/3 of the world population lives on a $1 a day, but what if that became one burrito a day; doesn't...
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Last night I was on SG chat and Marlboroink had a video stream of this ugly, country girl giving his roommate a blow job and then having sex. It was honestly one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. I really wish I could have had a recording of it.

I am 24 and I have been having my mid-life crisis for the past twelve years, but the past few months have been particularly introspective. Will I finish my undergraduate degree and go to business school, or renounce all material possessions and wander in the woods for thirty years? The spread is quite large. I am quite willing to listen to suggestions. Seriously.

Tell me:...
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I hate dating. I don't hate meeting new people or spending time with women, but I hate trying to sell myself to another human being for another chance to buy her dinner. The right woman is worth the hassle, but I haven't seen the right woman for a while now (except for maybe a few on SG). It's lonely being single in America. In the...
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