Here's another set of facts about me I haven't shared yet.
1.) I played Van Helsing in the stage play of Dracula in 7th grade drama class. At the end of the play, I was supposed to catch the fainting Lucy character. I went through 2 Lucies cuz I kept dropping the first one. She quit. The second one was super tall. I only dropped her a couple times. I'm awkward.
2.) My first waking memory of life was as a baby. Seeing E.T. in the theater, and the memory is of E.T. screaming.
3.) I can't swim in the traditional sense. I can tread water. And swim under water like a dolphin. That hand over hand shit doesn't work for me. One time when I was drunk, I went to the bottom of a pool, and sat there for a really long time. When I drink I'm Aquaman.
4.) I met a few professional wrestlers in my time. The Honkytonk man, and Killer Kowalski when I was maybe 9. They were cool as hell. Then Lex Luger a few years later. He was also pretty nice at the time.
5.) When I was a kid I fell into what I think was a cranberry bog, and started sinking. I thought it was quicksand. So I pretty much accepted my fate. I watched The Neverending Story way too much as a kid.
