djbenvolio

oh my god...it's only wednesday and i'm this tired. the 6am shift is definately taking it's toll. sleep is so necessary yet always so elusive. anyone have any drugs? that or would any of you be willing to take a mallet to my head for the sake of unconsious rest? it would be greatly appreciated.

djb

this is djbenvolio......buy my horse dividers!!!!!!!!!

ok anyway, the week's over, i've put in my 40 and it's time to rest. i always go for the cracking of the wise, but i'll see what holding back instead of jackassery gets me this time.

talk to you all when i'm more sober than i am now.

until then,
djb

happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me... ok, i've gotta get to work.

later

ahh... it's finally friday. good friday at that. i'm just happy to not be at work. i've had lots of strange relationship and inter personal drama this week, but hopefully everything will be better soon.
as a side note, i was born on good friday. the 13th. yes, the fun never stops.
well i haven't written anything here in a week or so, so even...
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ok, it's been a strange and obnoxious day all around. way too busy at work...interesting interpersonal drama...and spontaneous dice games. i was going to put my head in the fryer this morning to avert what the horroscope told me, but persevered through the day none the less. so now i sit here bitching about it. hey, whatever...i finally have a day off tomorrow.everything will be...
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ok, wow. 24 was intense. i still think the rotten bastards are only a minute away from inflicting some horrific hell fire type retrobution upon us for nothing more than being ourselves, but who am i to say anything?

i wake up at 5:30 and make breakfast for the masses. if life was about worrying about what was toxic from one day to another, i'd...
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sweet jesus... after the coldest and windiest march that i can remember, it's 80 degrees and sunny today. how ever shall i celebrate? ahh right, by staying inside looking at the pictures of the naked girls.

later....djb

ok, wow...that's not the best resolution on the profile pic. my nose looks like a fucking penis. ah well, as i am the world's laziest creature, i'll try to fix it at a later time. i just got off work and am in no mood for any difficulties at home.

later...

ok...i've been on here for a few months, but only now decided to get off my lazy ass and create a profile. i think you'll find it either quite funny...or quite sad. doesn't matter, i'm still stepping outside in the hash cold to smoke a cigarette. think what you will. i'll try to get some pics on here soon, but trust me...i know nothing about...
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