I am an awkward human being. I am not subtle. You're cute, lets do dinner, kinda flirtation standards here.
So after an amorous evening of red wine and bad television and the awkward 4am 'ohh shit where is that sock' moment I came down with the worst kind of STD .... FEELINGS. You moron. But what the hell, he liked me naked and still wanted to hang out the next day so 'lets do dinner?'.......
Nothing.
Literally No Response.
Did you lose your phone? Has the telecom system crashed? Did you literally get abducted by aliens who stole all of your electronics for their spaceship repairs and then wiped your memory???! Come on man, I'm not going to die of a broken heart if you say no, your not THAT special, in fact we could probably still do the naked thing again, but at least give me the mercy of a quick and painless let down.
Anyway! moving swiftly onward from that. I've decided I like this blogging thing, its kind of cathartic. I mean, I was trolling through amazing naked lady photos earlier today and one of my students looked to see what I was doing, could have done without THAT, but that explanation aside, I like it here. The anonymity of the internet is weirdly freeing, I could post boobie pictures for all to see and it would be totally OK :D
But enough about me and the smoldering plane wreck that is my social dignity after that ^ swing and a miss, tell me about you. I want to know who you are and how your day was, I want us to be friends.
Love Djaq
