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djaqueline:
1. Swear you're not going to get attached because you KNOW it will end badly   2. Get attached anyway because OBVIOUSLY you're an idiot and they are the one                                                                                                                                                     3. Deny reality to justify step 2                                                                                                 4. Dissolve into an emotional mess that you can't justify because you totally knew better all along and did it anyway.                                                                                5. Repeat steps 1 through 4.
i_am_ghost:
Ah yep turns out I already knew how. 
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Seriously, HOW does this happen? Just as I think I'm getting the hang of one year it goes ahead and quits on me and I have to start all over again!

Anyway, Christmas holidays right: A time for family and giving and some much needed RnR...... Well I don't know about anybody elses Christmas cheer, but when my family all get jammed into the same...
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I am an awkward human being. I am not subtle. You're cute, lets do dinner, kinda flirtation standards here.

So after an amorous evening of red wine and bad television and the awkward 4am 'ohh shit where is that sock' moment I came down with the worst kind of STD .... FEELINGS. You moron. But what the hell, he liked me naked and still wanted...
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life_jc:
YES to what you said above ^^ :D
blacki:
You're hilarious! You have a very entertaining way with words. :) I look forward to the reading of another one of your blogs. ('Blog', terrible word)
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So I don't 'blog' much.... or ever really, but here's to sharing my blog-virginity with this spectacularly shady corner of the internet.

My name is Djaqueline, or Djaq if you'd like. I am a PhD in Molecular Genetics in Melbourne, Australia which means I spend most of my life waiting for things to heat up, cool down or stop spinning under the vague guise of...
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pipercadence:
You got a laugh out of me with the heat up cool down stop spinning.  I want tesla coils and lightning.  Do like the lab coats though.
djaqueline:
Haha we have lightning and stuff in Engineering but if I take my phone down there it'll probably short circuit the city... also Engineers are a special kind of crazy