hello there my little cyber friends!! i have found that i have become very accustom to telling you guys my hilites of the day!! even though most of you all are strangers i still can't wait to come here and spill my guts.. so, with that said, here are my jollies for the weekend!!
so i went gambling today and i must say that when we first got there i wasn't doing well. within about two hours i had already gone thru the $200 that i had originally planned to spend. so needless to say i wasn't very happy. that's when i decided i needed some booze..... mind you it was barely noon. well, i guess that did the trick. after i ran out of my planned allowance for the day i asked my hubby for fifteen dollars (that was the minimun bet). and i sware to god i turned that fifteen dollars into almost $600 that i actually walked away with. i was playing two hands and when you do that you have to bet double the minimum. so that means during each play i had $60 on the table not to mention when i doubled down at times. there were a few times when i won about $100 during one round of playing. yeah, i know i was playing brilliantly. i couldn't wipe the sick ass grin off my face. i probably tipped the dealer a total of $100 during my kickass playing. i was even making other people at the table excited.... especially my sweet hubby!!
do any of you guys ever go gambling and if so what's your vice? mine is blackjack..... and nothing else. it's the quickest gratification or the quickest way to loose all your money. i've tried the slots and they just eat my money.... however my mom won over $200 in her first 30 mins. there. go mom!!!!! the hubby also kicked ass too but not as well as me.... he did the best you could do playing only one hand!!!! you go hubby!!!!
well, tomorrow will consist of taking the parents up to hollywood to show them the lame ass sites!! it was so much better when i lived in orlando, because there was nothing there to go see. whenever someone comes out here to visit i always have to take them to hollywood..... screw you damn hollywood!!!!!!
i want everyone to tell me their most unfavorable parts about having visitors......
YAY...YAY...YAY.. i almost forgot to tell you guys that i'm getting a trampoline. what else are you suppose to do with a bigass yard?? i can't fucking wait!!!! i promise i will post pictures of me flying in the sky..... maybe even doing a flip!! not to mention i can even spy on my neighbors (we all have fences). i think it would have to be damn funny to see my silly ass face popping up over the fence about every other second!!!
hope everyone's weekend was filled with tasteless fun as was mine!!!
so i went gambling today and i must say that when we first got there i wasn't doing well. within about two hours i had already gone thru the $200 that i had originally planned to spend. so needless to say i wasn't very happy. that's when i decided i needed some booze..... mind you it was barely noon. well, i guess that did the trick. after i ran out of my planned allowance for the day i asked my hubby for fifteen dollars (that was the minimun bet). and i sware to god i turned that fifteen dollars into almost $600 that i actually walked away with. i was playing two hands and when you do that you have to bet double the minimum. so that means during each play i had $60 on the table not to mention when i doubled down at times. there were a few times when i won about $100 during one round of playing. yeah, i know i was playing brilliantly. i couldn't wipe the sick ass grin off my face. i probably tipped the dealer a total of $100 during my kickass playing. i was even making other people at the table excited.... especially my sweet hubby!!
do any of you guys ever go gambling and if so what's your vice? mine is blackjack..... and nothing else. it's the quickest gratification or the quickest way to loose all your money. i've tried the slots and they just eat my money.... however my mom won over $200 in her first 30 mins. there. go mom!!!!! the hubby also kicked ass too but not as well as me.... he did the best you could do playing only one hand!!!! you go hubby!!!!
well, tomorrow will consist of taking the parents up to hollywood to show them the lame ass sites!! it was so much better when i lived in orlando, because there was nothing there to go see. whenever someone comes out here to visit i always have to take them to hollywood..... screw you damn hollywood!!!!!!
i want everyone to tell me their most unfavorable parts about having visitors......
YAY...YAY...YAY.. i almost forgot to tell you guys that i'm getting a trampoline. what else are you suppose to do with a bigass yard?? i can't fucking wait!!!! i promise i will post pictures of me flying in the sky..... maybe even doing a flip!! not to mention i can even spy on my neighbors (we all have fences). i think it would have to be damn funny to see my silly ass face popping up over the fence about every other second!!!
hope everyone's weekend was filled with tasteless fun as was mine!!!



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ems:
Not too bad, though, my stomach seems to be really stressed out and won't keep anything down. :/
takeshi21:
Oh man, I have so many L.A. crackhead encounters it's not even funny. Sometimes they're hillarious, sometimes scary, and sometimes very sad but there's never a dull moment when it comes to the mentally ill! Then again, I guess you know that already since you work with them for a living.