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I only vaguely remember even hearing of Ninja Assassin [and getting about three friends who were OMGSOOOOPUMPED, all of the dude-variety, and so being a self-respecting female .. I had to scoff each time, and scoff hard]. I mean.. Just the name. It sounds like a parody. Actually, as I typed that, I paused for longer than I should have .. because I'm not entirely sure it's not. Which would make me sound really stupid. I'll risk it.

Now, when you mention holding your eyes to a glowing red stove top burner. Have you ever watched Happy Tree Friends?

Moving on.

My eyes are actually mostly dark green I'm pretty sure, but lighting will hit occasionally and make them yellowish or creepy or glow-y, as with any. Regardless, hell, I'm just glad you said green. Part of my reason for asking is that someone on here was once like "Dude, I didn't know you had purple eyes." And. I really have nothing else to say on that one, as I didn't then. Worse was the time my then-boyfriend who I'd been dating for maybe a year, maybe two, and either way beyond -this- error .. said something about me having beautiful brown eyes. And my rule is, if you don't know .. why make it detailed. I meeeannnn, really.

I obviously wasn't putting you to the test on that one like "OH YEAH WELL THEN WHAT ARE THEY" because you have photo-references, but also people tell me sometimes they're brown or whatever. ANYWAY, I like having green eyes. I think they're green. I was starting to think I was the only one who thought so.

I am Irish and English. I just found out the English part from a complete stranger about two years ago.

I grew up checking "Pacific Islander" on proficiency testing at school, every year, because I lived briefly in the Philippines. I also thought I was Italian because my family lived in Italy before me, and spoke Italian and made lots of Italian food at get-togethers and holidays.

But, nope.

Alcohol and salt water. It's like the ultimate healing concoction.. megastrength. Did you puke? ;] The other day I accidentally put sugar-free maple syrup into my coffee because I thought it was caramel, and sucked it down hard. And I managed to not throw up JUST .. I mean, like narrowly escaped it for the next hour. But I was walking carefully for a while. I think mostly it was the "wtf" factor. Instant rejection.

I didn't intend to reply to everything, as I'm leaving for work in a second. But .. look'it that. Speed racer.

Oh. I actually missed Dexter. So I just shifted my anxieties. You are off the hook.