
i need to do some illegal dumping today. i have all this trash that i have to get out of my house but wont fit into the garbage can. i will celebrate by making this afternoon officially "illegal dumping a go go afternoon". illegal dumping a go go doesn't get a whole day, because really, who needs a whole day for that?

i'm going out with the boy tonight. he's so fucking cute i can hardly stand it. but he's dangerous too... i think he may have killed johnny cash, unfortunately i have yet to prove it.