disco

Pistol [Scissors are scexy] says:
We dont need no-one else, right?
Luke says:
not really, no. a doctor's good to know. but we've got eachother. we can play the you-and-me-against-the-fucking-world card better than anyone.
Pistol [Scissors are scexy] says:
Become total recluses and do nothing but argue and fuck?
Luke says:
haha, that's what we do already. we're just in training for the long winter nights ahead
Pistol [Scissors are scexy] says:
You really are the bestest ever. Boyfriend and friend.
Pistol [Scissors are scexy] says:
I love you, you cunt

My boyfriend is the best ever. He lets me call him a cunt. Infact he loves it. I love my boyfriend. Isn't he great? He really is the greatest. I love him.

I DON'T, however, love my housemates/lodgers/tennants/'friends'/whatever the fuck they are. At all. Not even a little bit. Not even this much . Infact I'd go so far as to say I currently dislike them. But enough of that.

Sigh

Back to the posi, less than 3 weeks til cohabit...ing?ness?ation? Maybe we're asking for trouble with him moving in on our week 13 (unlucky numbers are the last thing we need) but I have a feeling it's all gonna work out fine. Well, it better bloody do, otherwise he'll have uprooted his entire life, quit his job, and moved out of London for no reason. Ha. Oh, I jest, of course it's gonna work out fine, after ll, we are gonna be together for ever and ever and ever and a day.

Can't touch this. You really can't.

Not even if you're a giant cockroach of doom with little shooty things and lots of cockroach buddies tryna eat us alive, nuh uh, you ain't getting us. Not even close.

I apologise for being in a pathetically good mood

x

PS If you combine my name with a big shiny metal creature, what do you get?

a JOBOT

I thank you