So I've been cutting my own hair for about the last 3 or 4 years. I usually just hack off random long chunks to try to even it all out and make it not look too haggard. I usually do a fine damn job.
Well I have been over due for a cut and I've been really lazy. The other day I cut off the wings I had developed around my ears but that wasn't enough. I have been looking for a job too so I figured I really needed to fix up the old doo. Ya know, look "presentable".
I just made the worst mistake ever. I went to Bishops Barber Shop on Hawthorne.
I sit down and tell the chick, "I want to keep the length, just clean it up a little bit" she's all "oh, no problem" then she proceeds to cut all my fucking hair off. Now it's totally short except for the front, and I look like a fucking douche-bag. DOUCHE. BAG. She also felt the need to talk my fucking ear off the whole time about all this "blah blah fuckin blah shit" and then whenever I would respond or answer her she would say "What?" What yourself lady! Learn how to fucking cut hair!
Their little hip thing that they do there is to give you a can of PBR while your getting butchered. Yeah! They're trying to get you drunk so you don't notice they fucked your shit up! I basically paid 20 bucks for a can of PBR and to look like a dumbfuck for the next few weeks. Joy.
Well now I have to wait for it to grow back and I will go back to cutting my own shit my own damn self.
Well I have been over due for a cut and I've been really lazy. The other day I cut off the wings I had developed around my ears but that wasn't enough. I have been looking for a job too so I figured I really needed to fix up the old doo. Ya know, look "presentable".
I just made the worst mistake ever. I went to Bishops Barber Shop on Hawthorne.
I sit down and tell the chick, "I want to keep the length, just clean it up a little bit" she's all "oh, no problem" then she proceeds to cut all my fucking hair off. Now it's totally short except for the front, and I look like a fucking douche-bag. DOUCHE. BAG. She also felt the need to talk my fucking ear off the whole time about all this "blah blah fuckin blah shit" and then whenever I would respond or answer her she would say "What?" What yourself lady! Learn how to fucking cut hair!
Their little hip thing that they do there is to give you a can of PBR while your getting butchered. Yeah! They're trying to get you drunk so you don't notice they fucked your shit up! I basically paid 20 bucks for a can of PBR and to look like a dumbfuck for the next few weeks. Joy.
Well now I have to wait for it to grow back and I will go back to cutting my own shit my own damn self.
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