so last night's shift at the bar ended with me and the other bartender a little too shitfaced for our own good. I hadnt eaten that much, and all the free drinks plus other "naughties" one might find while working at a bar left me with one hella tummy ache.
Cab dropped me off at home... and I beeline for the bathroom. Cyd notices that I'm on a stomach-emptying mission so he follows ... knowing that these times are when I can be most entertaining.
and indeed I was. I wasn't having much luck with a toothbrush, so Cyd scurries off and returns with my 7inch black dildo that's usually attached to my strap on. Seemed like a logical option for me, so I used that instead. Cyd nearly pisses himself with laughter, I actually think he snorted he was laughing so hard. Man that would have made a funny picture - too bad he didnt grab the camera......
Cab dropped me off at home... and I beeline for the bathroom. Cyd notices that I'm on a stomach-emptying mission so he follows ... knowing that these times are when I can be most entertaining.
and indeed I was. I wasn't having much luck with a toothbrush, so Cyd scurries off and returns with my 7inch black dildo that's usually attached to my strap on. Seemed like a logical option for me, so I used that instead. Cyd nearly pisses himself with laughter, I actually think he snorted he was laughing so hard. Man that would have made a funny picture - too bad he didnt grab the camera......
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wolfmantpf:
That entry right there made my day....and it's only 10 in the morning. Thanks.
nucpro_gmac:
Thats Faaaaantastic, I always feel accomlished rather than upset when it happens to me, I try to get there regularly enough that I won't forget the last time!!!