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Wednesday Mar 29, 2006

Mar 29, 2006
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I wrote this insanely large check to the IRS today.

As I was writing out the check, I wondered,

If I write "LICK MY BALLS!!" in the memo part of the check... would it raise my chances of getting audited?

whatever
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akalucifer:
Definitely... but you could code a message... or use a different language... smile

Mar 29, 2006
mr_alfa:
I am all about not teasing a mindless buearcat, especially the ones that can come knock on your door. Most IRS people are nerds who carry guns and have a giant chip on their shoulder. I agree with writing a coded message.

Dont feel bad, I am writing checks to the USA, to PA, and finally Philadelphia. its painful but its a necessary evil.

But there is an upside. If you didnt make any money you wouldnt be paying taxes.

[Edited on Mar 30, 2006 8:38PM]
Mar 30, 2006

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