dingoes8

People who have sex with their windows open should not moan like pornstars. In fact, no one except pornstars should moan like pornstars. And even pornstars should do it sparingly, because it usually sounds insincere.

I tabled with my animal rights group at a show at the Miramar the other day. It was me, a girl from my group, and her husband. Hadn't really spoken to her much before. They were cool, but... the first band was made up of high schools, so most of the audience was under 17. There were two 15-16 year old lesbians who were hanging all over each other and it was the cutest thing ever. So halfway through the first song, the girl's husband leaves. I thought he was getting something from the car. But 5 minutes later, he walks back in with some earplugs he had gotten from Walgreens. I'm like... wow. We're 5 years older than all these kids and we're showing them slaughter house videos so we're already looking lame, and you want to say their music is too loud? I just thought that was hilarious.

Then these two 15 year old girls came up to the table and I realized I didn't know how to speak to children. I usually treat 5 year olds like they're adults because I don't know what else to do. But I babytalk to 12 year olds because I think they're 5. It's so bad. Anyways, I didn't want to like smile the wrong way at these girls and have one of their dads run out of the shadows and chokeslam me. Because if I had a 15 year old daughter, I would totally tail her around wherever she went and chokeslam 22 year-old guys who smiled at them.

I will probably be doing the same thing at the Warped Tour this weekend. Except there's a lot of bands I want to see, so I may not be at the table for much time. Against Me! and Red Knife Lottery, the two bands I most wanted to see, are both playing at 11am. I'm pissed. Do I see the bigger name, my favorite band that I've seen before but missed last time, or do I see the local one that I haven't seen, but will probably be playing here again soon? Decisions, decisions.