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On 3 valium and a 6-pack of Michelob Ultra, I think I promised to take an ex on a romantic vacation. I have a 15 yr old that's obsessed with me, and a hardbody 17 yr old that's tempting me.
And a fire that's giving me the day off school.
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schleprock:
wha?
lil_tuffy:
I heard you won the Dip Shit of the Year Award.

Keep striving for the Darwin award. I have faith in you!

:tuffy:
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If I am accepted as a member of Vanity Date.com I will be able to die a happy panda.
violet:
you only think that i'm sexy because your a pisces and i'm a pisces too.
voltaire:
you must be really bored.............
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Don't forget, I will kill you.
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lesleyslenning:
you wouldn't hurt a butterfly would you?
flux:
i realized that the "asshole" thing was a bit much. i just have some fierce loyalty with respect to my friends. i'm sure you understand. but man, that wasn't very nice.
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Apparently I've been mean...
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babybeezer:
I'm just sticking to looking at suicidegirls, not being one. I like having some mystery about me. Can't give away all the goods for free. wink
enzo525:
Sometimes!
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I've been reading American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis and I am becoming obsessed with the main character. I've even gone so far as to order an eight ball of coke.
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fallen1carus:
http://suicidegirls.com/members/_Troy_/188607/

you called him stupid, and then here:
http://suicidegirls.com/members/pinkisux/188124/

you couldn't even use "you're" instead of "your". i wouldn't give a shit, but it seems you're trying to piss people off for no apparent reason. i imagine that won't go over very well.
maynardsdick:
seriously. you can't even make constructive criticism. this site is not about fucking with people journals and trying to get a rise out of them. you have never conversed with me at all yet you insult me for no good reason or purpose.

i dont know if you noticed or not but everyone else who commented on my journal seemed to agree with me.

you are a self centered prick.
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I've been reading American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis and I am becoming obsessed with the main character. I've even gone so far as to order an eight ball of coke.
tarnish:
LMMFAO, you really are an idiot. Have fun with your 8-ball of coke you jack ass. Oh and please don't ever comment in my fucking journal EVER again. I know I'm not the only one with complaints about you...so please, tread lightly. wink
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So an ex from like 5yrs ago when I lived in Canada sends me an E-mail saying she's in L.A. and she wants to get together. The only thing that is important is that I somehow manage to say to her "You don't love me, you just love my doggystyle, beeotch."
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I got el hammered, went to bed at 2:08 and got up at 6:55. After work is school. I am a tired negro.
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verminmccann:
Well guess that sucks. You say dork like its a bad thing, tell me something I don't know. biggrin
spikybluegirl:
can't marry you, have to marry Trinity!