Not too long ago, I bought a little book called The Most Brilliant Thoughts of all Time (in two lines or less).
I'll let you judge whether it was worth watever cut-rate price I paid.
Praise and criticism are both frauds. Anonymous
Who lives without folly is not so wise as he thinks. Francois, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
Most men who rail against women are railing against one woman only. Remy de Gourmont
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. Doug Larson
Make me chaste and continent, but not just yet. Saint Augestine
Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. Luciano Pavarotti
Don't sing for me. Dance for me. Anonymous
Fortune favors the brave. Virgil
I'll let you judge whether it was worth watever cut-rate price I paid.
Praise and criticism are both frauds. Anonymous
Who lives without folly is not so wise as he thinks. Francois, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
Most men who rail against women are railing against one woman only. Remy de Gourmont
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. Doug Larson
Make me chaste and continent, but not just yet. Saint Augestine
Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. Luciano Pavarotti
Don't sing for me. Dance for me. Anonymous
Fortune favors the brave. Virgil
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I took everyone off my friends list, by the way, so don't get your boxer-briefs in a bunch.
I'm not sure what you meant by that, but let's forget it. I'm under a lot of stress, and all patience has drowned in blood gushing from my snatch.