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So, isn't the most popular guy in school, you know the one I mean, the guy with the letterman's varsity jacket, isn't he supposed to be dating the captain of the cheerleader team or at least getting some??

Yeah, that's what I thought.

*Ahem*

Well, I just got back from all of the dates that I got from my SG personal ad and BOY am I tired! I have to say that I was relieved that I read all the board threads prior to leaving on my dates so that I didn't embarrass myself thinking that The Style Council was better than The Jam and thank god that I...
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I am: A loner, a rebel. A former indie-rock boy, all grown up. Artist. Designer. DJ. Bass player. What I lack in height, I make up for in wit and oral skills *hint, hint, wink, wink*. I rarely dangle my prepositions. I am a romantic, but you probably coulda guessed that. I have probably spent as many years in school as you have been walking...
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Shit. i love the dextrostat!!!
wooooooofuckinhoooooooooo!!!!!!

I'm zoomin now and listening to the likes of Melanie, Player, Alan O'Day, Dr. Hook, Terry Jacks, Walter Egan, Pilot, England Dan & John Ford Coley, Ozark Mountain Daredevils. Good fuckin shit man.

One day I'll school all you kids on the sounds of my youth. The days before ClearChannel.

look at those little sleepy fuzzies!

crap.

I'm gonna try and track down all of my previous employers from the past 20 years as character references. My former boss is trying to deny me unemployment benefits. He is misrepreseting the truth. Well, it's pretty much what I expected from a guy like him. This is gonna be fun, I'm sure.

Allright.
It's official.
I've completely lost any faith I once had in the youth of America.
Just read the SG boards.
Gracious

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So, if anyone wants to have sex with me this weekend, I'll be at Badm0j0s party. I'm gonna already be wearing my jimmie cap, so just come on up and announce yourself. Maybe something like: "Hello. I think I would like to...
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So, I just woke up, it's 4:30pm.
Major fucking headache, face covered with zits, still exhausted despite copious amounts of sleep.
I hate this body. I wanna trade up now.
I was denied unemployment insurance cuz my boss lied to the EDD. I was expecting as much. Needless to say, I'm appealing. His word against mine. Who do you think they'll believe?

At least I...
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Did I tell you how happy I was to meet you? If I didn't, I was. So many people, not enough time. So many I wanted to talk to or spend more time with, so many I could not find. What can I say, I spent most of the time in awe!

Super Shout Outs go to Siren and Jolene who were kind enough to...
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Oh My God!!!!
Last night was the best night ever!!!!!!!!
All the Sgs I met were SOOOOOOOO beautiful and SOOOOOOOOOOOO incredibly nice
I'm in HEAVEN