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I was gonna say something, but I forgot. Damn I'm stupid.
vampirate:
Are you sure it's stupidity? From what little I know about you, I'd probably put my money on nigh-fatal inebriation.
vampirate:
You think you were sober?

Also, do not be ashamed of your crush on Rory Gilmore. If I had my way, the both of us would be walking funny. I'm like this ---> love , except not so much with my eyes.
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Today.

Up early. Iced coffee.

Women's final Wimbledon.

Ham and brie on rolls. Beer.

Nap.

Beer with friends.

Sore belly.

French bread and plums and mangoes and a glass of bourbon.
al:
I'm sure he knows the subjunctive is a mood, but in order to construct the subjunctive mood you have to use the proper verb tense.

Oh my god, I'm so hungover.
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Well, my fellowship was upgraded to a better fellowship, I went out on a couple dates, and I'm gonna be travelling a bunch here soon (to Switzerland in August).

And I don't know how to spell the fart noise that I make with my lips, so I'll stop here.
al:
*blush* Aw, thanks.

Dude, you've been on dates? Dunx was my prom date, but I think that's a little different. Were they good dates? Did you get repeat dates with the same person?
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Okay, so I'm grumpy at the moment.

I'd like it if, just once, a girl (preferably upon whom I'd had a secret crush) came up to me at random, grabbed my junk, said, "This is a Teichmüller geodesic ray," grabbed her junk and said, "and this is its uniquely ergodic direction."

Update (4/9/05): Today a really pretty homeless girl played me a song on her...
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jholtsnider:
Hooray for you getting a fellowship! Congrats!
jholtsnider:
That's awesome! More money never hurts.

Any idea what you'll be studying?
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If tomorrow (by which I mean the 2nd of April in the Sun) you are overrun by stinky zombies, I apologize. But this will mean that my mathematical voodoo curse has been such a smashing success that the living will, for once, feed on the flesh of the undead (all the while jamming line integrals into said zombies' brains).

Good Luck!
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al:
Heh, I suppose you're right.
al:
N'night, sweetheart. My craving for Jack in the Box has been quenched.
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The demon behind me has taken the form of a vertical line.
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dunx:
I'm great now, thanks man.

And yeah, you do know a lotta stoner hippies. Though to our credit, the Dead song was Casey Jones which, of course, is just a big song about doin blow, so it kinda evens out...into something.
al:
"drivin' that train, high on cocaine"

anyway. How did you break your toe?
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It's rare for a wonderful idea to crystallize at the bar.

It's rare for elegance to take the stage in spontaneity.

It's rare for everything to fall into place,

for a nickel to fall stock still on edge,

and delightful.
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vampirate:
I am duly chastened, and thus through humility we approach enlightenment. Or something.
redmess:
You're invited!!!
Come join SGAustin
skull miao!! skull
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Apparently I'm watching Ghost Dad on the Uptown Movie Network, home of the hottest urban movies out there.
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jholtsnider:
You could always get yourself a bottle of gin and read a nice book...
dunx:
Thanks man. And thanks.
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Tonight's fortune cookie reads:

Striving for the best will bring you loser to the best.

You'll likely notice the mistake. Of course, the correction reads

Striving for the best will bring you, loser, to the best.
synapse:


"but the cookie told me to"

"well, desserts don't always have to be right"
luxdivon:
maybe its . . .

striving for the beast, will bring you closer to the bet smile