Coming South.
On the way in from the airport there's a Piggly Wiggly sign with Mr. Wiggly holding a paper bag of collards, and the billboard reads:
Got Collards?
And the good old Nahunta Pork Center still has its maskot the Pork King---a poorly drawn pig wearing a crown.
And the voices, oh boy, the voices, like the cashier at the grocery: "Y'got five cent?"...
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On the way in from the airport there's a Piggly Wiggly sign with Mr. Wiggly holding a paper bag of collards, and the billboard reads:
Got Collards?
And the good old Nahunta Pork Center still has its maskot the Pork King---a poorly drawn pig wearing a crown.
And the voices, oh boy, the voices, like the cashier at the grocery: "Y'got five cent?"...
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My demons work in mysterious ways.
I got into my truck yesterday and there was a back pack in the floor of the driver's side. I've never seen this thing before. How did it get inside the cab of a locked truck?
I got into my truck yesterday and there was a back pack in the floor of the driver's side. I've never seen this thing before. How did it get inside the cab of a locked truck?
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al:
Drugs. Lots of drugs.
idjit:
Duuuuuuuuuuuuude! What's up man!! Glad to see you on here, funny we've never bumped into each other before. How's life in Austin?
I finally find a mechanical pencil I like and three years later, wham!, they redesign the damn thing.
Addendum: I'm a fucking moron.
Addendum: I'm a fucking moron.
Me and my girlfriend (Math).
While we don't have the healthiest relationship, I do find myself smiling a bit. I mean, sure, she's austere and she gives it out all over town---not many of them make her cum either, but a bunch of em get closer than I do---but that doesn't bother me, unless they give her a present that I wanted to get her,...
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While we don't have the healthiest relationship, I do find myself smiling a bit. I mean, sure, she's austere and she gives it out all over town---not many of them make her cum either, but a bunch of em get closer than I do---but that doesn't bother me, unless they give her a present that I wanted to get her,...
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vampirate:
Dude, she runs around on all of us and isn't kind to any of us.
al:
Yeah, that slut REALLY gets around.
But she's so hot, I can never resist her.
And you're a fuckin' rockstar. A true Vigilante Mathematician.
But she's so hot, I can never resist her.
And you're a fuckin' rockstar. A true Vigilante Mathematician.
Stupid marking.
dunx:
thanks man.
More heavy drinking this weekend in Chicago---too tired for too much heavy thinking.
O, and I bid adieu to the party by giving one of the mathematicians a serious head butt. Killer.
O, and I bid adieu to the party by giving one of the mathematicians a serious head butt. Killer.
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vampirate:
Horwitz's makes great sandwiches. Imagine some fresh rye bread, slathered with brown deli-style mustard. Now add a crisp leaf of lettuce, a couple of slices of tomato, and some purple onion. Top it all off with 3/8 of a pound of juicy, peppery pastrami. How's that? Does that help out down in Austin?
vampirate:
Woah. Moog's stomp boxes are made in Asheville, NC? That's just far enough away to not warrant a trip for its own sake. 
Heavy thinking and heavy drinking this weekend in Connecticut. And so of course, when my pals picked me up from the airport, it was off to the bar. While walking out of the bar I fell down scuffed my knees and pulled off a wicked kung fu roll. Maybe I shouldn't look at pretty ladies while walking.
My hand is creepy.
vampirate:
With entries like this one, your journal is creepy, too.
$\\epsilon$ constrained becomes $c \\epsilon / (6-2\\chi(\\Sigma))$ constrained when you forget that you're punctured, fool.
I think.
o, and $c$ is universal.
I think.
o, and $c$ is universal.
I've got a friend, y'all. IN YOUR FACE!
vampirate:
But your friend is me! Haha, the joke's on you!
dunx:
He's right, ya know. Joke's on you.
Get this drill out of my head.
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vampirate:
Leave it to hyperbolic geometry to give us some kick-ass terminology. This moment ranks up there, right beneath the time in Complex Analysis when I learned that "holomorphic" meant "complex differentiable."
al:
Dude, why do they call it a pseudosphere? I can't see that shape looking anything like a sphere at all even on the hyperbolic plane.
What am I missing out on?!
What am I missing out on?!
A scary thunderstorm was coming in fast tonight on my walk home. Deep grays and blues and greens. And a fucking amazing bolt of lightning that hung in the air for a strange amount of time, leaving embers in the air like fireworks in a single file vertical line.
And stuff.
And stuff.
Have a good holiday man.